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It’s that time of year…
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The short window between Halloween and Thanksgiving when that sickeningly sweet, multi colored, triangular abomination is everywhere. My mother used to have jars of it scattered around the house when I was growing up. Why? I don’t know… nobody who lived there ate it.
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Global distaste for the product is right up there with kale, and yet it persists.
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In all my years I’ve only met a few people who truly enjoy the stuff. Take a bow Mark, I’m talking about you and your Spam addled taste buds.
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Okay, I admit that last picture is kind of fun… but I’m still not eating it.
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River's world..... 
I think Satan’s Earwax is an apt description.
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As good as any.
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Okay I happen to like candy corn, as did my dad. And I’m proud to say that I would sooner eat candy corn than that gelatinous abomination called Spam. There’s a reason computer jargon calls random, unwanted emails SPAM and not Candy Corn……need I say more?
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But it has no flavor. Might as well just pour sugar down your throat….
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Or you could just blend Spam in a food processor and drink it as shake…….just saying.
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Someone could. But it sure as Hell won’t be me.
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I used to love Candy Corn until I realized what it is made of. Why do they put Gelatin in everything?
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I guess something has to hold all that sugar in place. I’ve never liked it, no matter the ingredients.
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Gross. Definitely Satan’s earwax.
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I bet he doesn’t even eat it.
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I had 1 piece way back in the ice age and never again! (I would rather have kale!)
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That is bad.
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Did you mean you ate a piece that dates BACK to the ice age? Right there next to the Twinkies?
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No! I’m old–I lived in the Ice Age!!!
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I am surprised that the folks at the local fair have not figured out a way to deep fry the damn things.
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Don’t give them any ideas.
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I do like a bit of candy corn…
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Et tu?
🙁
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Beats kale. 🙂
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Barely.
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The taste is basically generic candy, like those hard candies our grandmothers used to keep in a dish… No flavor besides sweet…
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At least those pretended to be fruit flavored. Candy corn can’t even do that…
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No but it tricks kids into thinking it will taste like corn…
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I have a jar full of candy corn within reach even as I type this. The Spam, sadly, is in the kitchen cupboard. Not quite in reach.
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I have no words…
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Thank you for your restraint.
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