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In my continued attempt to cover my readers in sartorial splendor, I bring you the Overgrown shoe.
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For those days when you’re feeling a little grassy and unkept.
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Because dressing with dirt must be trending.
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A special shoebox? Well damn, that should seal the deal.
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River's world..... 
What THE LITERAL FUCK!?!? Has society gotten so freaking bored that things like this abomination are actually in demand? Ugh I fea for humanity 🫣
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Fear not fea……😡
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I fear for your keyboard. Bet you were pounding the keys harder than normal.
And I don’t blame ya!
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😝
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I take it that’s a no.
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Somewhere, “sneakerheads” are lining up for these!
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I think you meant dimwits….
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I think the Grinch orders those!
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Isn’t it a little early for April Fools? This CAN NOT be a thing, can it????
Deb
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I think it is…
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Needed those for a Grinch costume. Otherwise, Nope
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The green may be a little dark for the Grinch.
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That’s the finishing touch on any fashion conscious sniper’s Ghillie suit.
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Something for everyone.
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Where do you find these? And what loony bin the person who made these escape from?
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They pop up on my Apple news feed…but I have no answer to the second question.
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I adore my dirt-scented candles (as you know), but have no need for my footwear to be dirt-distressed.
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If you garden, it’s easy enough to get your sneakers covered in dirt and grass… why pay for a pre loaded pair?
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I think I’m gonna have to pass on these; my dog would think I’m walking around in her ‘bathroom’.
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And her chasing you around the house trying to squat on your shoes is not a good look..
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They’d be perfect for Oscar the Grouch, but he never even leaves the garbage can and certainly has no need for footwear.
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