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I have not, nor do I ever intend to read Prince Harry’s book, Spare. While part of me feels sorry for the guy growing up in a cold as ice household and losing his mother when young…. I have no desire to plumb the depths of the royal family’s secrets and peak behind the curtain of the modern monarchy.
It seems everywhere you turn people are talking about this book and while it’s been easy enough to ignore, one article the other day caught my eye … and when that happens? You know I have to share.
Here are a few of the more… how shall we say…colorful excerpts from the infamous book.
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Did the press write extensively about the Royal penis? Gee. I’m glad I missed that.
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You know what? I did ‘shrooms back in the day and never talked to a toilet. Myself? Yes. But then I’m a better conversationalist than most commodes. Or so I’ve been told.
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Not talking about your frostbitten todger at all would have been preferable.
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Sent him off to graze? How delightful.
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Well now I have officially read more of his book than I ever intended to 🤓 Many thanks for that 😀
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You’re quite welcome.
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😂😂😂
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Sorry 😬😬😬 I don’t know how this comment slipped in. And I couldn’t figure out how to erase it 🙄
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No worries. You can’t erase comments you make on other people’s sites, only your own.
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Ah 🙄👍🤓
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… when I was a young man, I thanked God that there were older women around to entertain me, and I never felt “used” …
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Perhaps his used the riding crop too much.
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Don’t see what is in the book to interest me, though … what a dud …
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I too feel bad for Harry, but I’m not about to buy his book. I don’t know much about the British Royals, but what I’ve seen in public over the last 35 yeas or so, I don’t know why Brits insist on having a monarchy? Charles is an idiot, as is his horse faced wife, his brother Andrew is lost and confused scandal ridden. Edward is probably the only one without any blemish that we know of. Princess Anne…..looks like her dad, poor thing. William and Kate should be on the throne if you ask me. Harry and his wife? They’ve done the damage to themselves, but let’s face it the royal family (his dad) didn’t help either.
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It’s a dysfunctional family for sure.
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I don’t know what Harry’s endgame was for coming forth with so much baggage in his book, but I hope he finds peace going forward.
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I understand wanting to tell his side of the story, but frostbitten man parts is a bit much.
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Aw, c’mon… you weren’t excited to learn he had a frostbitten penis at his bro’s wedding? Lol.
Some presedent’s daughter tried to warn him that the book was a mistake and would only make things worse. Too late, I guess.
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I getting wanting to put his story out there, it must be hard hearing all the lies…. but keep your penis stories to yourself.
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Awww… I like the penis stories… lol.
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Then apparently , this book is for you.
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I think we’ve heard all the good parts!
I loooved a book called “Sex and Bacon”. Chapters alternated between recipes and true stories of being a sex worker.
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I do love bacon…
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“How much bacon is enough?” was a great chapter. She just cooked and ate bacon till she stopped craving. “Enough” was 3.5 lbs but she sent ahead and finished the last .5 lbs (and she’s skinny!).
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3.5 pounds sounds about right.
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I ate enough at BaconFest to get dehydrated and not want more.
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There’s a festival of… bacon?
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Yep! I went to the 1st on in SD. Now occurs at multiple locations. Even with some serious issues, it was worth attending once.. but get the VIP pass. In the 1st hour (VIP only), I had as many samples as the next 3 hours.
Lines during reg admission were CRAZY. People waiting 1.5hrs for Slaters’ mini burgers when you could see the restaurant ftom the event (so try something unique and try a burger another time!)
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A VIP bacon pass.
Love it!
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As VIPs entered the event, we were literally given a handful of freshly cooked bacon!! That was my personal highlight.
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Please take him and keep him.
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Nope. I don’t need the press peeking in my windows.
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What if we throw in prince andrew as part of a deal 🙂
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I don’t want to be raped either, so no deal.
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I have little interest in the royals, but Harry has always seemed to me the most down to earth of the whole lot, pampered todger and all.
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I always felt rather sorry for him, but I don’t think this book does him any favors.
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I only liked this post because I like you sis.
But I won’t read it. Won’t give him the time of day anymore.
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Thank you for not taking it out on me.
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I never would luv
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Everything about Harry, Meghan, and his private bits and bobs is distasteful.
You couldn’t pay me to read his book . . . Spare Me! 😀
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Ha! It’s not on my to read list either…
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I wish you had let this one stay in the toilet!
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Now where’s the fun in that…?
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Was this one fun? I never laughed once… But I did barf a few times!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Speaking of Judy Garland
(and bypassing Harry,
of whom I’m wary),
I’d just like to say
that, by the way,
I included her today
In my latest blog post
And now we can both boast:
Great minds think alike (almost).
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Umm yeah i’m a hard pass.
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Well, now I’ve seen more of his book than I ever intended. 🙂
I understand that he wasn’t treated perfectly and there are issues in the monarchy, but isn’t that in all families? I don’t know. It seems like they wanted to leave the Royal family, but they can only speak about The Royal family.
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I completely understand them wanting to leave the royal family…. it sounds like a horrible way to live. And I understand wanting to set the record straight. Once. But the Oprah interview, then the Netflix special, then the book? Enough. Go live your life.
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I have never been interested in the Royal Family so this book is a No for me. Couldn’t he have made it simpler and said “The rumor that I am Uncircumcised is false. I am Circumcised.”. Heck, give us the year, if you want; but I didn’t need to read the useless details. Ugh
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Now that the queen has passed I think it’s time to put the monarchy to bed.
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Well, I bought the book and will read it cover to cover as he intended it to be read. The press here in NH is bad enough never mind those across the pond. I have never been a fan of the Royal Family but hearing Harry’s side of the story is all we will ever get of an inside look at a family with troubles just like many other families. Maybe that is why it is a touchy subject for some.
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The British press is horrible, no doubt. And I understand wanting to tell his side of the story…. I guess I was just surprised by which stories he decided to tell.
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That I bet had to do with the person he had helping him tell his story and he was a wild one 🙂 why not, he was never going to be the King.
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As you know I bought the book and read/skimmed it. You’ve found the worst bits of it I guess because I didn’t read those. Of course I was more interested in family dynamics than his socializing with friends and acquaintances.
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I suppose every book needs fillers….
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Yep, and Harry’s book had a lot of them. I liked it, but could have used a more determined editor.
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I want to say something clever – but all I got is wow…. he left it ALL out on the table.
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And then some. Yes…
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Sounds a lot of bull shit
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I wonder if he’s put it all out on the table so that there’s no mystery and no reason to bother him anymore. Let’s face it, the monarchy is only there by ripping off the peasants and enclosing the commons. The queen did an admirable job, but it’s time for them to go.
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There’s really not much bang for the buck anymore.
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I think the most salient thing he said was, “Enough said.”
Yes, enough Harry. Enough.
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And yet it never seems to be…
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