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Because the world is a ridiculous place.
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This does not surprise me in the least.
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Men have been obsessed with their one eyed trouser snake since the dawn of time, and now we have proof.
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Why this particular fellow thought his penis would be an appropriate weapon against a charging leopard…. I’m sure I don’t know.
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I can just hear the hippo now… “needs salt”.
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And in case you’re in the mood to let the girls run free?
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Get thee to Cape Cod and jump on a ferry.
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Nantucket winters can be a bit brisk, so be careful you don’t take anyone’s eye out with a quick turn.
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Now there’s something you don’t see everyday.
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River's world..... 
The longest wedding ever.
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And if there were scattered rose petals? Even longer…
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I can see the anguish in the faces of all the dumb ass guys showing up on Nantucket expecting beaches full of porn stars and supermodels. Mmmmmsayin’?
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When we were in Nice, France walking along the shore of a topless beach? It wasn’t pretty. Lots of grandmas if you need a mental image…
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A man holding his penis while surrounded by leopards? THAT IS FOCUS!!!
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Devotion to a cause under duress is impressive, no doubt.
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Why go to the bazar when one lives the bizarre ?
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No reason that I can see.
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– Poor guy just wanted to rub one more out before his demise.
– Seems to me that the baby was NOT rescued but got lucky when the hippo realized he wasn’t non-gluten.
– Like Kenny said. Probably not going to be the tatas you want to see. Now Club Med in Martinique is a whole ‘nother story.
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– Men. Always the wrong priorities.
– Or properly seasoned. Whatever, he lived to tell the tale.
– Overweight men in Speedos featured prominently as well.
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First off, any man who pulls out his snake with two tigers in proximity is actually participating in castration. Secondly, man may be “obsessed with his tool”, but women have the same affliction with their milk producers. I know this because Nantucket now lets them throw them around on the beach without containment.
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Disagree. Women are nowhere as obsessed with their girls as men are with their joysticks. We don’t name ours…
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We are not all about swinging them on beaches for all to see. The sand is a major prohibitor.
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Toronto passed a “Topless” law years ago, I cannot remember how many. For a while you could see semi-clad women in crowd shots, in summer. But along came Covid, and fully-clothed became the order of the day. I have heard nothing more since.
I doubt the hippo was trying to swallow a child, hippos are vegetarians. My thought is the boy saw a gaping hole, and tried to climb back inside. Given today’s world, I understand fully.
As for nude beaches, if you choose to go, you’re bound to see nude people, not just sex gods and goddesses. If you aren’t nude yourself, why are you even there?
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Well, in our case we were walking along the boardwalk alongside the road. Wide open spaces with chairs to sit and watch the sea. The topless were a surprise.
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No problem. There is a nude beach in Vancouver, BC. To get there one has to walk down a very steep staircase cut right into the rock. It is not an easy place to get to. But you would be surprised how many non-nudists climb down there just to gawk, and bitch about those who are without clothes. In my day there was no such designation, but I think today they would probably be called MAGAts.
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I have no problem with it really. To each their own.
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So, Nan no longer need Nan tuck it into her bra?
Time to bust it over to Nantucket. Hoorah! Hoorah!
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Nan is definitely an untucked kind of gal.
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It’s Tuesday January 24th 2023 and this wedding started in November. I’m sure the guests are pretty tired of waiting on this flower girl to get to the alter, lol.
What woman in their right mind would go topless in winter, in Massachusetts?!?!
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Not this one! But then I’m not apt to go topless anywhere at anytime.
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Maybe he just figured if he was going to die anyway, he might as well die happy?
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One more for the road? Could be…
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Maybe the phallus thing is “stop or I’ll piss on you!”? Felines have their scent glands over their bodies that they rub on you – maybe this is the reverse? Would the cat ever be able to get rid of the piss smell? It’s got to lick it off… And what are the implications if you’re a human piss-scented cat among other non-human piss scented cats? Whatever, it’s interesting to ponder if he’s planning on pissing – not so much if he’s having a tug.
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Interesting… but he’d require good aim and be very cool under pressure.
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I hope someone helped out that ‘Flower Tortoise ‘. It looked like a long walk!
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😂 I swear these posts are the best… 😂
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The turtle as a flower girl is the kind of quality content I come here for. I think that’s great. I don’t know why. I just do.
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It’s definitely something to shell-ebrate .
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