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Never let it be said I don’t keep my readers well informed. Honestly, what other blog is going to share a story about wild toileting with you?
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Apparently this really is a thing in Europe.
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Impactful, not to mention stinky.
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I’m guessing this is a male dominate hobby.
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Who knew urine was such a fertilizing hot commodity?
Not me.
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River's world..... 
I believe in the homeowner’s privilege. I’ve pissed down a whole lot of groundhog tunnels and I’ll do it again. It probably doesn’t bother the whistle piggies much, but if I can ever manage to choke down a dinner of asparagus and Tecate that may change.
If I’m not on my property or somewhere way out in the woods, I won’t do that. It shows a distasteful lack of dignity, usually. If a homeless person takes a dump in a plastic grocery bag, ties it shut and throws it in a dumpster, that person is trying to live with a modicum of dignity, as opposed to someone who pinches a loaf in the middle of the sidewalk and walks away because “San Francisco sucks, man.”
Oh brave new world, that has such people in it.
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What is it with men and pissing on their property? Mine pees off the barn porch because he can’t be bothered to walk to the house. Do you feel the need to mark your territory…
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I do feel the need to inform bothersome rodents that when they can piss on my bed we can negotiate. I live in a house with one bathroom, so it occasionally is necessary. If you like mossy rocks and have some, you could maybe persuade your husband to take a leak on them. Moss loves acid.
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We don’t have a lot shaded areas, so only a few patches of moss… and his reach isn’t that long.
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I read a book about composting several years ago and it recommended urinating on you compost pile on a regular basis. We never did get around to making a working compost pile.
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That’s a little too back to nature for me…
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Thank you for this …………………. :::::::::::::::::::blink blink:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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Still having that eye trouble eh…?
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apparently
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Ummm, thank you for being so informed about this?
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You’re quite welcome.
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Obviously some men are not properly housebroken. Talk to their mothers.
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Or buy them adult diapers. Then they don’t even have to let anyone know!
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Disposable diapers are an environmental nightmare. Piss on a rock and save the planet.
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I was must trying to be funny. Obviously I failed.
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Somebody liked it.
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Rg. She likes evetything.
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And I’ll like this comment to prove it.
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You didn’t have to prove it to me. I knew. 😇
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Now we’re having a laugh.
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That was me. I “like” to show I appreciate the comments.
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Stick with me, we’ll work this out.
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With the homeless situation and restaurants not allowing the use of their facilities; some of those compost areas might be a way to go. Place to go?
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Two birds, one stone.
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I don’t think I ever heard this having a descriptive phrase before. I like the phrase but am not a big fan of the act. Housebroken, I am.
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Wild toileting.
Like Wild Kingdom, but not.
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Love that. “Careful, Jim, that one’s got teeth!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Here in the wilds of Texas, outdoor pissin’ is allowed 20 steps from the door. Politely turn your back to the ladies …
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And the wind.
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I don’t know which part of Europe it is popular in, but it ain’t around here!
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Glad to hear that.
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Idk that happens in some cities on America too…take San Fran Cisco
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Install waist level cameras that take pictures of their junk and face, and create a website to post the pics. We can call it “smallwangs.com”
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Do you know this penis? Call 1-800-Dic-kIDs.
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I grew up in a home with five females and ONE bathroom. Me and my Dad had to take more than the occasional leak in the yard out of necessity….
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Understandable in that situation…
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There’s a sign outside a bar right here in my small town asking people not to urinate next to the building. I assumed they put it there in jest, but maybe not!
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You would think some things are just understood…
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The only time I remember seeing someone do this (a businessman, probably drunk) was in London., but the husband says we saw it in Paris, too. I must have blocked it out.
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What the hell? In Public? I mean it’s ok for my guy to pee in the backyard, but otherwise all peeing is done inside when out in public. Gross.
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It really is…
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