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This first one makes me cringe.
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Remember when I posted about those creepy dolls washing up on the Texas shore a while back? Well now you have the opportunity to own one.
Though why the hell you’d want to I can’t fathom.
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I see this every time we visit my SIL at the nursing home. It stands in a driveway down the road from the facility.
Is it Odysseus?
Did he just do a few laps in the pool?
I simply don’t know.
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We stopped at a local bar the other afternoon for some liquid refreshment.
Did they make a good margarita?
Yes.
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Why is there a giant goat head mounted above the bar watching me drink it?
I have no idea.
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River's world..... 
Those goat and deer heads (and taxidermy in general) freaks me out. People are like, “It’s beautiful.” Yeah, but it’s dead.
And dolls are the worst.
The statue with the towel is hilarious!
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Creepy dolls are my worst nightmare.
I shuddered just posting this…
😳
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Very taxing dermi. The blue bib does not really help.
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A definite fashion faux pas.
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Just curious, is there such thing as a bad margarita?
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Yes. That pickle one I just blogged about…
🤢
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The purpose of alcohol i “to pickle”, is it not?
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It is.
But not in flavor…
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Maybe the goat is wearing Odysseus’ loin cloth and that’s why the statue needs a towel. Maybe I should have another beer.
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Interesting theory….
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Where can I purchase a Creepy Doll?
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Texas.
“The 2023 Tony’s Trash to Treasure sale will take place on Saturday, May 20, at Port Aransas, with all of the money raised from the sale being donated to Amos Rehabilitation Keep.”
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Damn, They need to have it online.
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There once was a goat on a bar wall
With a bib ’round his neck, by the far stall
I didn’t even blink
Just finished my drink
And said, “It’s less strange than a narwhal.”
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There once was a writer named Mark…
Who started a blog on a lark.
With his razor sharp wit,
He’s been a big hit.
A single man amuse-ment park.
😉
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Damn. Well done!
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I have my moments…
😉
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I’m wit Maryanne, taxidermy anything freak me the hell out. I don’t think it’s beautiful, it would be beautiful if it were still alive. Dolls in general give me the heebie-jeebies, as an adult because as a kid I had several baby dolls. What did I know then I was only 6 years old. Odysseus in the neighborhood? Maybe he comes to life at night and roams around taking dips in peoples pools, lol.
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Now that’s a frightening thought! Glad he’s not in my town…
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So you have blog fodder.
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True.
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Oh my, Maine – the state that inspired Stephen King and now we know why!
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We’ll take credit for the goat, but the creepy dolls belong to Texas.
😉
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I beg to differ, Doll Island is on the Mexican side and they just happen to wash ashore in Texas. So technically they belong to Mexico.
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Okay. Farther away…
Even better.
👍
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Goats have rectangular pupils, that’s bad. Goats with an extra pair of horns are much cooler, especially if they’re black and ill-tempered. I can only think that Odysseus is clothed to hide his little Greek pecker from the artless Philistines who can’t stop thinking about the children.
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I’d rather take my chances with the goat…
😉
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And why is the goat wearing a bib?
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Another mystery…
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