If a little lobster is a good thing…

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Then the world’s largest lobster roll must be even better.

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The Taste of Maine is a family owned and operated coastal restaurant that’s been a staple for tourists for the past 45 years.

You might recognize it’s giant lobster from my previous posts.

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Yes, it really is that big.

What’s also big is the price tag for that super sized crustacean sandwich.

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You read correctly. $160 for what amounts to two pounds of lobster on a roll.

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No self respecting Maine native would ever order one or pay such a ridiculous price, but a week after they opened for the season they’d already sold quite a few….

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For that price you should get it any damn way you please.

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News you can’t use.

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And even if you could, why would you want to?

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No.

It is most definitely is not.

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What the…

Nope. I refuse to explore that headline any further.

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I’ve ridden with my husband on the Jersey Turnpike. I know we can travel faster.

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To hell with O.J. … that’s a police chase worth watching.

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Yes.

That’s what it is. Not my lazy fat *ss unwilling to get up off the couch. No.

It’s my microbiome.

Yup. That’s it exactly.

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