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Because I doubt I’ll ever run out of ridiculous headlines.
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I’ve never been so glad to not be a doctor.
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Methinks Dr. Willis enjoyed his job a little too much.
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I’m totally signing up for that bus tour!
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For me?
It’s been roughly 59 years and counting…
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Good grief Florida, what next? You and Texas are neck and neck for weird happenings this year.
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Being quarantined and sprayed with chemicals isn’t my idea of a good time, but whatever. .
And if you’re wondering how toxic that chemical is?
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If it’s illegal… why and how is the Florida government using it!
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River's world..... 
Who wants to be a doctor, anyway. That’s a 2-pound dumbell. Doesn’t seem likes she’s been at it long enough to call it a habit.
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Hey, hey…now, I’m giving all the weird stuff to Florida. Texas doesn’t have slimy, grimy snails invading our state. I’m not even talking about the state politicians in Austin okay? That’s a different slimy, grimy piece of shit. All we have (and by we I mean far south Texas) are creepy dolls washing ashore once in a while.
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And that’s more than enough.
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What about your Killer Caterpillars?
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Don’t have any in my neck of the woods….we do however have rattlesnakes and poisonous centipedes….nothing we can’t handle, lol.
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Sorry, the Centipedes are what I was talking about.
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The pee-related information (tasting) will be discussed with my doctor on Thursday.🤣
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Tell him/her he’s/she’s slacking if they refuse to taste .
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I will! 🤣
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I’m with you on the gym habit!! I went steadily for a couple yeats and still quit overnight.
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That giant African snail apparently managed to unlawfully slip into Florida while Governor DeSantis wasn’t looking, or it (the would’ve been sent off to NYC with the other illegal immigrants.Too bad they can’t quarantine the Governor.
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I’m having a mental image of a bus load of giant snails heading north. It’s very slippery…
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One day in the future they will be talking about Doctors that used to probe peoples ass with a camera.
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I’ve yet to have the pleasure… but true nonetheless.
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I’m sitting out back where the nearby zoo lions can often be heard roaring to demand their grub. That’s plenty close enough for me.
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That’s awesome!
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People also used Urine on their skin to keep it smooth and shiny. Nope for me!
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Eewww!
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Better than a urologist than a proctologist…
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key word there darlin’ is government.
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