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You know I’ll never run out of stupid headlines. The world can be a stupid place…
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I have to wonder about this. Wouldn’t 30 bottles of bull sperm have been sufficient?
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Kendall, give your nipples a rest. I’m tired of their antics.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say swim.
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I think I’ve been listening to music incorrectly for a long time. Damn.
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Ear boners.
I have officially heard everything now.
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Just… wow.
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River's world..... 
I think reporter Amy Glover had the wool pulled over her ears with this quack 🤣
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Never having experienced an eargasm I can’t say.
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You should have arranged to pass out Q-tips prior to this post. It’s weird when you can finish a post and say, “The most normal thing was the theft of a funeral van, complete with corpse.”
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And bull sperm, yes.
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The things I wouldn’t know if I didn’t read your blog…
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You’re welcome.
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You know I’m just plain tired of all the Kardashians/Jenners, like stop already the entire world has seen every inch of their bodies, no one freaking cares, ugh. Eargasms…….ewww no.
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If you start telling us you are getting ear boners, I am going to get very concerned!
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None as yet. All is well…
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DAMN!
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I’m more of a visual guy, so it’s strictly eye boners for me.
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That sounds… painful.
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