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As you know I’m always up for a new cocktail recipe.
But there are limits to what you’ll hear me yelling at my local pub’s bartender from across the room.
“Gimme a Viking’s testicle” is one of those things.
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It just doesn’t make sense. How did a Flirtini became a testicle?
And where would a Viking find a pineapple anyway…
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Ah, hypocrisy.
Thou art a fickle bitch.
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There.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels the need to announce bovine presence.
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River's world..... 
Where was Stormy Daniels? Previous commitment? I wonder if Ivana would have been in that picture if she hadn’t fallen down the stairs. Want to do you think?
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She was there in spirit.
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My wife always announces “Cows” when we drive past farm land.
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As do I.
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I agree, that cocktail sounds a lot like a Flitini. Speaking flirty-dirties, that Trump family tree seems like it doesn’t branch, lol. Talk about, AWKWARD! I yell “COW!” To myself all the time because, that post is right. I don’t want to find out what the Bovine Federation is capable of….🐄.
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Attention must be paid to our bovine brethren. No one wants drive by pie-ing retribution.
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Vikings Testicles sounds a lot better than a Cambodian Cluster F – – k which was delicious!
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It would have to be.
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Mine isn’t cows. Mine is “tide’s high/low”. It was very low today.
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I live in Maine…. you’re preaching to the choir. Tide level is life.
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I had to go through the ports today and the tide was so low that the container ships and cruise ships looked like they must be sitting on sand. I know they’re not but…
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I don’t usually greet the passing cattle, but if I see a truckload of hay, I will say “HEY!”🔩
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Having just visited the land of the Vikings, I’m sure the crowd we were hanging with would have had no problem ordering that particular cocktail.
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