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It may be a new year, but the news is still ridiculous.
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I think my husband does this as well. Though not on purpose…
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For the love of all that’s holy… why?
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Do not doubt the existence of this malady.
It exists.
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Clearly my mental image of a unicorn…
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Doesn’t fit this scenario.
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River's world..... 
Happy New Year to you and your readers!
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And to you!
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I knew a girl who was a sexual unicorn. Unfortunately, she was also a financial vampire and a religious yeti…
Happy New Year!
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A mythological trifecta.
How often do you find those on Tinder?
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Not many vampires but a LOT of yetis…
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Why was my first response to ugandma too. As for unicorns, aren’t they elusive and only appear to virgins or some such? Regardless, happy new year to you and all your faithful followers! We loves ya
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Regarding the old-enough-to-be-a-grandma giving birth… you’ve said it many times before: just because you can’t doesn’t mean you should.
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This woman is the poster child for that phrase.
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Penguins take ten thousand naps a day?
Even Lord Dudley doesn’t nap that way….
At least, so I’m guessing, off the cuff.
For him, one all-day nap is quite enough.
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His Lordship has never met a nap he didn’t like…
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70? Twins? Sorry, I’d rather the 10,000 naps.
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She’s 70… she will be taking naps!
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Happy New Year, River! May you get as many naps as you want! Also, is it irony that I need useless news in my life? Mona
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The need for useless news is why I’m here.
Hope you and yours have a wonderful 2024!
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Man Flu? I know it as MANopause, semantics….🤣.
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Same malady, different name.
😉
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She acts like her boyfriend being a unicorn is a big deal, but all guys are horn-y.
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Someone had to say it.
Might as well be you…
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We were all thinking it!
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Someone tell that girl that unicorns DO NOT EXIST! There, no pressure now huh?
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I’m sure that will be helpful.
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Always happy to be of assistance 😊
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A 70 year old mom?!?! Somebody study her DNA. The secret to everlasting life must be in there somewhere.
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If it means giving birth at 70 I don’t want to live forever…
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Well, there are ways to prevent that, ya know. 😉
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Um. Is the last an oral sex preDICKament ?
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It could very well be…
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I had seen the “penguin nap” news elsewhere. That may very well come in handy when sports is on from noon until 2 AM. Gonna give that a shot.😴
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Good luck. Let me know if it works…
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And we all know there ain’t no unicorn ….
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