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If I was a dishonest person, I could get rich doing my husband’s laundry.
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He’s forever leaving things in his pockets.
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I think I need this book.
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I have long suspected my spider plant was in cahoots with my succulents. Maybe now I can prove it.
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Mr. Hawk is back.
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And currently driving His Lordship crazy.
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I’m not sure what makes this French…
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But Martha Stewart assures me it’s a good thing.
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As seen at a local convenience store.
Better than sour balls I assume.
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That sums it up quite nicely I think.
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River's world..... 
Trust Martha about the martini… not so much with the investing.
Your last item made me think of this:
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I do not know what this is…
Nothing showed up on my end.
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Well that didn’t work, did it? I’ll just tell you the thing I was trying to attach to my comment below. It was a meme I once saw:
Substitutes for a healthy diet:
Pasta – Zucchini
Chips – Carrots
Milk – Almond Milk
Rice – Cauliflower
Butter – Sadness
Cheese – Nope
Tacos – this is stupid…
I’m not doing it.
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Ha!
My thoughts exactly…
❤️
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Please tell me you tried a Sweet Ballz.
I need that book as well. 🤣💕
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Sad to say I left the store completely ball-less.
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Oh that plant book sounds like a great read. Is Chambourd french ?
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I think the chambord makes it french. I’m not sure… it’s been several decades since I took bartending and learned the callouts. My fave name was always Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall… Slo gin, southern comfort, oj, harvey wallbanger’s
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Never heard anyone order that.
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I know it was a real drink but it sounds repulsive now!
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Sex on a Pool Table is awesome!! Midori instead of peach schnapps.
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I love melon balls, might have to try that.
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I don’t like peach flavor. Midori is sooooo much better!
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Now I want a midori sour!
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As do I.
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On The Rocks makes a good bottled espresso martini but the midori sour was disappointing, which sucks cause I really wanted one last night!
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You found a book that proves my theory, plants plot against you. So I’m not a plant killer, they commit plant suicide because they don’t like where they’re placed.
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You may need this book more than me…
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These old eyes of mine at first misread the last word of the sentence below Lord Dudley’s photo as “Lunch” instead of “French” — which made me wonder who would be who’s lunch: the hawk or Lord Dudley?
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His Lordship is scared of the hawk, and while I doubt a Coopers could take him…. it’s a healthy fear to have.
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You say Dudley’s afraid of the hawk? I just saw a video of a house cat scaring off a very large black bear. His Lordship needs to step up his game.
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His Lordship is a pacifist.
And a bit of a wuss to be honest…
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What’s dishonest about keeping the spare cash etc. that you find while doing the laundry? I do it all the time.
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I’ll bet any plant I buy would hate me. I’ve killed all their predecessors.
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They’ve been known to hold a grudge.
😉
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Dry January Blah!
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