News you can’t use.

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Because news you can use is so boring.

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Sure.

Nothing will go wrong there…

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Now that’s a bizarre headline if ever I saw one.

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My nipples have never felt imprisoned, but maybe that’s just me.

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There’s an article I am not going to explore further.

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What is this ongoing obsession with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? A singer is dating a football player and I couldn’t care less…. but a good number of Americans think it’s a deep state conspiracy. I simply don’t get it.

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Yeah, I hate when that happens. If only he’d befriended a wombat instead..

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18 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. When you first mentioned wombats, I must have looked them up online, because the internet now knows I have an interest and Facebook frequently puts wombat videos in my feed. Hate the invasion of privacy, but love the wombat videos. I think those little darlings are much less likely to kill you than a warthog… even a nice warthog.

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  2. I actually read the warthog article a few weeks ago. It was news I could use, turns out. Spoiler alert: the guy lived, but barely. The warthog was put down. He’d rescued it as a baby and they basically grew up together, until it snapped one day.

    This is why we should all just stick to cats and dogs.

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