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Because news you can use is so boring.
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Sure.
Nothing will go wrong there…
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Now that’s a bizarre headline if ever I saw one.
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My nipples have never felt imprisoned, but maybe that’s just me.
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There’s an article I am not going to explore further.
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What is this ongoing obsession with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? A singer is dating a football player and I couldn’t care less…. but a good number of Americans think it’s a deep state conspiracy. I simply don’t get it.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens. If only he’d befriended a wombat instead..
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It’s weird when the only story I want to know more about is the black alien eggs from the deep.
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If you can’t use my news? My work here is done…
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When you first mentioned wombats, I must have looked them up online, because the internet now knows I have an interest and Facebook frequently puts wombat videos in my feed. Hate the invasion of privacy, but love the wombat videos. I think those little darlings are much less likely to kill you than a warthog… even a nice warthog.
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You can never have too many wombat videos. It warms my heart that FB is keeping you supplied…
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My Australian blog buddy informs me they’re nocturnal, so I guess I’ll have to buy in infrared camera…
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Black floating alien eggs, nose picking Alzheimer’s, nipple freeing wedding dresses…..what the literal F***?!?! Not going to even touch the last story…….
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Another (un) happy reader.
Score!
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I always try to stay on the good side of warthogs.🙂
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Do they have a good side…?
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That guy probably wasn’t giving his warthog enough protein! LOL
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Too late now.
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😀 That warthog headline is priceless … and your tagline, too. 😀
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Thanks.
I try…
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There’s a truth in there somewhere — Never piss off your friend.
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Oh boy…men should not wear cock rings 24/7…i read the article for ya 🤭
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I’m not sure if I should thank you…
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I actually read the warthog article a few weeks ago. It was news I could use, turns out. Spoiler alert: the guy lived, but barely. The warthog was put down. He’d rescued it as a baby and they basically grew up together, until it snapped one day.
This is why we should all just stick to cats and dogs.
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The man didn’t die but the warthog did. Not a happy ending…
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