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Because there’s always plenty of it.
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If I remember correctly, I got a quarter. My how times have changed…
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I have no words.
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And from the look of those rats, they’re not thrilled to be living in Beantown either.
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A steady rat population is a beautiful thing.
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That may not be the only reason, but okay.
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It’s always the last place you look.
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Cheech and Chong vodka bong? I would like one, please. Matter of fact, I’m going to look one up right now to see how well I can not afford one.
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Damn, I must be slipping.
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Don’t let it get you down, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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OK I’m back and it’s $300. Steep. It’s called :The Judge’s water”, a great reference even if it is from your own movie. Thanks for this, Riv. Now I just have to endear myself to one of my more affluent friends…
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Happy to help. If you manage to procure one, please report back.
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Dave’s not here…
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I used to hear that voice in my dreams….
😳
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You’d think a naked man festival would REVERSE population decline…
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It would for me. All those floppy bits…
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Someone has to hop back to get that leg. I recall getting a dime early on and a quarter later. A hundred dollars? Where are my pliers?
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“Less we in Massachusetts pass judgment…” umm – that should be “Lest”…
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You’re right, it should.
Maybe the rats chewed off the T….
😉
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Come to think of it, the Cheech & Chong vodka would be the perfect accompaniment to any of those recipes from Snoop’s cookbook. I’m surprised they didn’t form some kind of marketing partnership.
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A lost opportunity there…
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Abandoned ? Is that the best word to use ?
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Would you prefer misplaced?
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Excommunicated? Maybe it offended its owner, who they’ve found. Their name’s Eileen.
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Ummmmm……no.
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Is there a Rat Census Collector? Who’s got the job of collecting these statistics? Gads!
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If there isn’t? There should be….
🐀
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The Cheech and Chong bong is a totally awesome idea. I guess it tracks that abandoning a leg on the tracks would be a New York thing. Yeah, that sounds about right.🦵
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The Meadowlands swamp can only hold so many bodies….
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My T-shirt says BE NICE. I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES! And I don’t live anywhere near the Meadowlands.
In fact, where I live, i’d be able to hide a couple million bodies without even one getting discovered, except by hungry animals. Just saying..
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A definite real estate point to highlight should you decide to sell.
🤣
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Mwybe, but with Gail being 17 years my junior, most likely she won’t sell. 😇
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Rats and dismembered legs: two more reasons to avoid the big cities.
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It does make living in the country much more appealing..
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