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Useless:
of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile
That describes my blog perfectly.
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But he had much bigger teeth, that should count for something.
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Clever is in the eye, or ear, nose and throat … of the beholder.
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Hey…
If it’s good enough for Stormy Daniels.
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Poo plumes?
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6 feet away and six feet high?
Only if I eat at Taco Bell.
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I saw one of these ridiculous vehicles at the grocery store the other day and it was just as silly in person as you would expect.
No fingers though, so maybe it was the no frills model.
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River's world..... 
😂😂😂
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Throat tattoos? Not only can I not use that news, I don’t even want to think about it. I’m also shaking my head at the poor slob setting up lasers over loads of poo. I guess it’s a living, but…
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Someone has to do it, let’s just be glad it’s not us.
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I knew about that poo projectile, Mike Rowe did an episode on bathroom repairs. And mentioned this exact thing, so I consider myself as educated as I’m going to get regarding this subject, lol.
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And probably more than you need.
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Um ew
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When you are a Beluga whale, you talk anyway you want!
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I’m assuming the jiggling melons in question have nothing to do with the produce aisle at the grocery store…
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I have never understood why people don’t close the the toilet lid. But I’ve almost always had pets who wanted to use it as a water bowl.
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No one drinks out of our toilet. 4 legged, or two.
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Subsequent testing showed that closing the toilet lid does not do much, the droplets still spread 6′
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Ugh.
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Useless blog? Young lady, I will not have something that gives me such pleasure maligned in this manner! Now get up, march right over to the nearest mirror and apologize to yourself. Be sure to make it good, too.
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Stop.
You’ll make me blush…
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I wrote the first comment before I even read the post. So, If I am late to the dance, that’s what bandwagons are for.
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