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Like news you can use, but worse.
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I’m afraid to ask which organ is electric.
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That doctor can bite me.
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Not dying at 45 is isn’t a valid reason to be happy about menopause. It’s not even close.
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Wow. Talk about unnecessary surgery.
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Admit it, you all have that one child you wish you could give back and try again.
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I don’t know what that is.
And I don’t want to know either…
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Animals are evolving into crabs? I missed this headline and will be keeping a closer eye on our cat from now on.
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Freaky?
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For a Kardashian, it’s just another Monday. .
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River's world..... 
Whatever’s coming our of that microwave looks just like the duck-billed platypus in the first picture.
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My thoughts as well.
Very disturbing….
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Without the electric organ, maybe.
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Too bad… it’s an exploded spaghettu squash. Not useful to me but actually useful info (I wouldn’t have tried to nuke a whole one, but also wouldn’t think about the likelihood of exploding).
Did you ever do microwave marshmallow duels? (2 marshmallows, each with a toothpick stuck – pointed at the other), nuke till 1 bursts the other)
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I was blissfully unaware of microwave marshmallow wars. .. and glad I don’t have to clean the aftermath.
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Almost no cleanup with bagged marshmallows! The powdery sugar coating keeps them contained as the get larger & larger & larger. It’s one of the first things my sister and I did when we got our first microwave.
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Time well spent…
😉
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It was kinda trendy for awhile!
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And here I thought you were an older stick-in-the-mud. Boy was I wrong. (Just 😂😂😂😂😂!)
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Is the robot smoking a cigarette? Sorry.
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It wouldn’t surprise me…
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Now THAT is a funny response!
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News that has any of the Scamdashians is no news. If there are people more fake than that family circus, it hasn’t been found yet. Oh wait, ha, I forgot that other family circus will take over the White House next year, never mind 🙄.
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Birds of a feather.
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I am guessing that the “Menopause” study was done by a group of beer-guzzling frat boys WITHOUT consulting the Sorority girls.
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Clearly.
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I guess men should be happy about prostate enlargement for the same reason women should be happy about menopause – living long enough for it to happen.
I might have said you can say the same thing about shingles – until l knew a 30 year old who got it.
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Enlarged prostrates and hot flashes.
Fun, fun.
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I had shingles for the first time in my 20s. It was s reaction to a surgery. Then I had shingles again in my 40s. That was a reaction to severe stress. The internet tells me I should not get it a third time. I won’t believe that till I am dead. But at least I never let myself get that stressed out about anything anymore. I lived, and I learned!
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I believe I’ve heard “the third time’s the charm.” Good luck with that.
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That’s a charm I can do without!
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Okay…so the only animals that ebolve into crabs are other crabs ??
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See?
Useless news.
😉
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Got that right 🤣
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Also the platypus’s bill is electrifying
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That microwave photo has be stumped.
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For a Kardashian, that’s all in a day’s twerk.
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Animals keep evolving into crabs? Someone’s been reading too much Kafka!
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Ha!
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You hit the mark on these. Can’t use any of this..unless I want to look up foods you should never Microwave.
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Score!
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