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Australians are the kings and queens of chill.
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A weekend trip to Christmas Island went off the rails as soon as the family started cooking dinner.
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Coconut crabs don’t rate the nickname “robber crabs” for nothing.
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Crabs were climbing up chairs and table legs trying to steal a bite to eat… but did the Aussie family flip out and run for their boat?
No.
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They popped the tops on a few and calmly batted the crabs off their plates.
🤣
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If you’ve ever gotten hangry, you’ll appreciate the peculiar talent of the next weird creature on my calendar.
The Yeti crab.
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At any given moment, this fellow has a veritable refrigerator full of yummy snacks at his fingertips.
You can’t argue with that.
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And now let’s check how close the drawing is to the original.
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I’m giving that a 3.
The general idea is there…. but it’s lacking the magnificence of those wonderfully hairy legs.
And aside from the fact it looks like a giant tick, that leg fuzz is begging to be petted.
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Well, I didn’t say petting it was a particularly good idea.
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Melatonin, a common sleep aid.
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I admit to trying it years ago when my insomnia was full blown, but I didn’t have any noticeable results and promptly forgot about it.
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So imagine my surprise when I saw this ad for scented sheets..
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Surreal giant crab nightmares?
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Damn.
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I always miss out on all the good stuff.
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A little bit of this and that for your reading pleasure.
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I really don’t want crabs, but human sized rubber claws are mighty tempting.
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I have to admit I had no idea what the term whisker biscuit meant.
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Well, okay then….
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Underboob funk?
Please, if you can spread this ridiculous product all over your body? How about spreading those ‘ly’ adverbs through your ad copy as well.
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That’s pretty much my take on it. And while I still love Seuss and the crazy creatures of my childhood, if you do your research and check out some of his racist drawings? You wouldn’t want children exposed to them either. It’s not erasing history, it’s learning not to repeat it.
And if that’s too serious a note to end on, here’s one more chuckle.
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Ponder that image for the rest of the day.
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Well, no. Not that kind.
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But this type could be amusing.
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I live for crazy, off beat adult games.
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Whaaaat!!
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You get a giant red crab claw free with purchase?
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I am so buying this.
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Are you ready for 2020 to be over?
I know I am.
So let’s look ahead to 2021 and see what’s in store.
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I hope you have better future plans than mine.
The first three words I saw?
Crabs, pussy and butter.
Uh oh.
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Let’s jump right in shall we?
porn
We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in your community.
Your site provided us with valuable information to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.
I’m a little disturbed a group of volunteers named porn are starting anything in my community, no less a scheme.
But please, if they found valuable information on my site?
No thanks are necessary.
Titus Segler
Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can advise? I get so much lately it’s driving me insane so any help is very much appreciated.
This one is interesting, as it’s spam…. about not wanting spam.
You don’t often find that kind of symmetry in life.
Kenda Wimbush
And on the 8th day, the government starts screwing with our vacation…
Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!
Thanks for sharing.
Not.
Coleman Calle
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Myspace?
Clearly this spammer is using a Tardis.
Tyler Torrance
Jennette’s Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.
Hi Jennettes Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.
Article is well written and is very useful.
Have you heard about this new way to make your baby fall asleep
in minutes? – http://bit.ly/Gets-Your-Baby-to-Sleep
Your baby is wonderful!! Kiss you All!
I’ve had a lot of nicknames over the years, but fish whisperer wasn’t one of them.
And my baby is wonderful?
Damn. I don’t even remember being pregnant.
OMG…
Junior!!!
There’s a political party of beer lovers in Poland.
The PPPP… Polska Partia Przyjaciol Piwa. They won 16 parliament seats before breaking up into smaller factions. The Big Beer Party and the Little Beer Party.
You didn’t know that.
But I did, because….
I bet you didn’t know….
The unofficial mascot of Delta State University if the Fighting Okra.
But it’s true.
I once went 4 rounds with some fried okra… but I’m sure no one wants to hear about that.
I bet you didn’t know…
Snow angels originated from medieval Jewish mystics who practiced rolling in the snow to rid themselves of evil urges.
Maybe I need to try that the next time I want pie and ice cream.
I bet you didn’t know…
Horseshoe crabs are bled for medical science.
Horseshoe crabs use hemocyanin to carry oxygen through their blood. Because of the copper present in hemocyanin, their blood is blue. … Amebocytes from the blood of L. polyphemus are used to make Limulus amebocyte lysate (LAL), which is used for the detection of bacterial endotoxins in medical applications.
Run crab….
Run!
I bet you didn’t know…
In Athens, Greece a driver’s license can be taken away if the driver is deemed “unbathed” or “poorly dressed”.
Good thing this trend never caught on.
I bet you didn’t know…
F.Scott Fitzgerald’s novel This Side of Paradise was the first time the word ‘daiquiri’ ever appeared.
Rum… Paradise…
Makes sense to me.
River's world..... 