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Because it’s Monday and we all feel useless.
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And as far as I’m concerned… Florida can keep them.
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Dandelion condoms?
Who looked at that pesky weed and thought, gee … that looks like great birth control.
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Proof positive rough Saturday nights have been around for a verrrrry long time.
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I’m guessing other things will be boosted. Be sure to stay upwind…
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That’s one tough bird.
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Not my idea of paradise, but to each their own.
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I’ve gone on record before, I don’t need more reasons not to go to Florida. I think Georgia needs to build a wall.
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The pythons, gators and falling iguanas are enough to give me pause but it’s those giant sinkholes swallowing cars and houses that make me say no thank you!
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I hope the dandelion condoms are better at preventing the spread of STIs than sheep gut condoms.
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I wonder if those who suffer from hay fever will have to worry about allergic reactions…
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I am not sure why people go to islands if they can hallucinate about it anywhere. Take Meth, stay indoors. Save money and fuel.
They used machine gun on Ostrich?
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Kind of ironic, since dandelions are so efficient at spreading their seed.
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