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News you can’t use.

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It’s that time again…

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Or not at all glamorous.

Eeww.

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If I was a billionaire?

I would totally buy a dinosaur skeleton and have cocktails under my T Rex.

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If I know I’m dead?

I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

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Wombats poop cubes.

Enough said.

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No good can come from hackable vacuums.

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I’ve never wanted a robotic vacuum.

And now I really don’t want one.

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I feel you bird.

Human noise is stressing me as well.

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27 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  2. So now that guy knows that, for 5217 of the vacuums, the status is “container full – empty now.” And the rest are “battery low – consider recharging.”
    Ah, Henry VIII. He (and other monarchs) also had a “groom of the stool,” whose job was to tend to him while he went to the bathroom. Pass.

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    1. Yes, but if he can hack them… can he also control them? The robot rebellion will be bad enough but if the vacuums rise up things could get messy.
      And hard pass on tending to anyone’s *ss. Royal or otherwise.

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      1. See, I think with a vacuum robot rebellion things could get clean. 😂 It’s when they recruit the robots with arms and legs that things would go downhill fast for the humans. By the way, our Roomba robot vacuum is stored in a linen closet, and it’s blocked in by our corded AND cordless vacuums. Ain’t no way it’s getting outta there unless the armed and legged robots overpower us (likely).

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  3. I think we could have some great — OK, not so great — science fiction movies about the take over attempt by an evil warlord and an army of vacuums. Probably better to think about than most of these. I feel bad for those birds.

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  5. Thought of you while seeing several headlines in the last week about AIs doing things autonomously. Spoopy!!

    I hate my iRobot vacuum… but at least in preceeds models that need internet connections.

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  6. If you’re worried about robot vacuums, what about internet-connected refrigerators with cameras? This guy could see what you eat, how long you store your leftovers – maybe you can get him to text you when something is about to go bad…Yes, Big Brother is watching.

    And, as for the process of death, an article in the journal Culture, Medicine, and Psychiatry reports “a senior Buddhist practitioner remained in the post-death meditative state for 37 days, during which his body demonstrated marked resistance to the decomposition process;”

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