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Because it’s Monday and I never run out of foolishness.
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I don’t know about you, but octopus sex is something I rarely contemplate.
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Worry not dear readers, that is a map I will happily omit from my other blog series.
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Hard pass.
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I love dinosaurs, but teal T Rex leather?
No.
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Because if you can afford to own a home on the Nantucket coast? You can afford to let it slip away.
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While America is stripping rights from its humans.
It’s a crazy world.
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There are no Red Lobster restaurants in Maine, because… well, it’s Maine. We know what real lobster tastes like.
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Proof that if you work hard enough….dreams do come true.
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The last story really isn’t a surprise. Cats always end up in charge of things.
I think I’ll ignore the Jurassic Park accessory line when it comes out.
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Hang tight, men’s T Rex wallets can’t be far behind…
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It would probably reanimate and bite my backside – no thanks.
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A Mainer going to Red Lobster would be like an Italian going to Olive Garden. Or me going to any chain restaurant.
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Exactly.
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