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On a recent rainy Saturday morning, my husband wanted to hit a giant yard sale. It was over an hours drive away, but he swore it would be worth it.
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It was large, I’ll give him that. Located at a fairgrounds, the sellers were set up outside as well as in.
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Here’s the husband searching for treasure.
He didn’t find any… because the percentage of tables that were selling actual yard sale items instead of arts and crafts was probably 20%. This pleased me to no end because if there’s one thing we don’t need any more of, it’s useless junk treasure.
After a fruitless search outside, he headed in. And that’s where my eyes started rolling the fun began.
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The circled item on the table? A roll of Barack Obama toilet paper the seller pointed out… making the mistake of thinking my older, white haired, Marine Corps hatted, veteran husband was MAGA. This happens a lot, and my husband never wastes time correcting the mistake.
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I’m afraid this Rush Limbaugh shirt wearing fellow got an earful. And an eyeful of backed up facts from the husband’s phone. Nothing my guy likes more a political debate.
Thankfully it didn’t get heated.
And ironically…
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He bought something there. A vintage wooden F.H. Roberts – Apollo chocolate crate from Boston.
Proving even ideological differences can’t stop commerce.
Done at the fairgrounds, we headed home in the pouring rain. Not that it stopped my husband from stopping at other yard sales.
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Sigh.
On the drive home…
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A driftwood lobster claw and another business that ignores adverbs.
After arriving home, I checked WordPress and found they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for atta boys.
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It’s not like I did that on purpose.
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Three cheers for your older, white haired, Marine Corps hatted, veteran husband — whipping out his phone with the facts! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸
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Have phone… will argue.
All day if you let him.
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Love that!
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There are no more facts on our phones, just someone else’s ideological agenda being pushed with skewed facts. Don’t believe me, try this one. If 32% of ALL traffic accidents involve a drunk driver, then that means in 68% of accidents, both parties are sober. Statistically, and using hard numbers, that means you are SAFER driving drunk. We both know that this is a crock of shit, but the statistics say otherwise.
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So where do we get our facts if not from certified news sites? My husband isn’t on social media and doesn’t listen to random podcasters. I believe in this instance he was accessing the New York Times and the BBC.
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It doesn’t mean you are safer driving drunk, it means that you drew an unwarranted conclusion from the statistics, deciding they were saying something they weren’t. Your conclusion is like the old GW Bush joke that says he read that most crashes occur within five miles of home, so he moved.
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That was my point. Statistics can be adjusted to meet an ideology. My conclusion is not wrong so long as hard statistics are my only source.
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Congrats on the achievement…I guess. That is a cool wooden box.
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Because we really needed another old wooden crate.
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I had actually been planning to ask whether you got more crates. Question answered!
I was worried that your hubby wanted the giant lobster claw!!
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Thankfully not.
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I wish they would just leave us alone and let us just enjoy the site. I like it here…I really do. I don’t have to be constantly bombareded with encouraging “atta boys”!
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I think it’s supposed to inspire us.
It doesn’t.
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Exactly!!! I KNOW what I did!!! I don’t need reminding!!
I could, however, use some suggestions on what people really want to see. And also suggestions on how to get people to post something original… not just something from the news that you can read anywhere.
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Like my news?
😉
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Political discussions I guess is his way of keeping busy, oh and flea markets. For some, it is grocery shopping, but we can always use snacks. On the other hand, I don’t want to hear everyone’s politics because I just don’t but it keeps one busy!
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I detest debating politics. My husband loves it.
To each their own.
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Me, too! I disappear when the stepson and the husband go all political.
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Our “flea markets” have become nothing more than dollar junk hawkers.
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We have a few flea markets that do “Antique Wednesdays”. It’s great. Nothing new allowed.
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I think it’s great that you guys, for whatever reason, will get out of the house and have a little fun. May we all do so well.
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If my guy doesn’t have a project? He’s on the road…
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This post cracked me up. Yay to your husband for not only speaking up but also for buying something from the maga bloke.
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My husband never has any trouble speaking up.
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Ha ha! I got one of thos as well even though Word disagreed with WordPress over the actual word count.
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So I’m not the only special blogger?
Damn. That’s disappointing.
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Definitely more special than me 😉
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Aw, shucks.
Don’t make me blush.
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Up to you. I could try… 😜
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Obama has been out of office for almost ten years – It so disgusting that MAGA are still so focused on hating him and his family. I’m certainly glad I wasn’t there! Kudos to your hubby for keeping his cool!
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It was touch and go for a moment, but stayed civil.
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Great story about how when you assume, you make and ASS out of U and ME!
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Just more proof that far too many Americans are such entrenched racists that their reaction to a brilliant Black American President was to elect the stupidest white man they could find.
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I always think about that.
How did we get here?
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No actual repentance, reparations, or admissions of guilt for enslaving people?
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I’m also done with stickers from WP telling me how wonderful I am for using the site.
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The things they’re congratulating us for are getting ridiculous.
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I have never respected your husband more. Gotta admit, I’d have made the same assumption about him, too…but would have been thrilled to have been proven wrong!
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It’s a common misconception. But he straightens it out quickly…
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Out west they don’t call them “yard sales”, they call them “man sales”. I’ll avoid all of the jokes that come to mind.
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Yard sale, tag sale, estate sale, barn sale, man sale… it doesn’t matter. My husband can’t drive by it.
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WordPress praise is getting on my nerves. It is like they are being sarcastic about everything I do or don’t do.
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I just wonder what prompted it.
Why now?
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I guess, they thought AI could appreciate us better than humans 😀
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