Blinded… by the price.

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We have cellular shades in our living room and dining area.

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We put them up a while back when we had the new windows installed. They’re lightweight, light filtering and the perfect color.

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So of course, the largest one just died.

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It’s stuck in this position. And no matter how many times my husband took it apart and tried to fix it, he couldn’t.

Now, you might say… so what?

That 6 inch gap isn’t a big deal.

But after the sun moves to the front of the house and we want to open the blinds?

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We have to stand on the couch and manually fold it up double and balance it on the top rail.

This is not a look I’m willing to live with.

So we went shopping for its replacement…. which no longer exists because the company changed all the colors and materials. We searched everywhere, in every store, in person and online.

Nada.

I even contacted the Levelor company directly. No dice.

My husband was all for buying one blind of another brand that didn’t match, but was “close enough”… but even the sales guy looked at him like he was color blind. It wasn’t close. It wasn’t even in the same family.

So as much as I hate the thought, we’re going to have to replace five blinds instead of one.

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I found these, which are very similar.

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Woodland taupe.

Perfect.

What wasn’t so perfect? The price.

For 5 lousy cellular shades!

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I gulped.

My husband choked.

Damn. Are they dipping these things in gold dust now?

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Another project.

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This is our little kitchen landing entryway.

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The husband tore down the old one a few years back and replaced the wood with composite decking, built a new frame, added glass and installed new soffit on the ceiling.

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What he didn’t do was replace the old storm door.

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Which, over the winter had a bad spell and kind of… exploded.

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We’re not sure what went wrong on the bottom right but before I knew what was happening the other day….

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The husband had removed it.

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And sanded down the old frame because he was bored and had nothing to do.

Problem is no one had the one he wanted in stock so now we have to wait a few weeks for delivery.

Planning is not his strong suit.

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News you can’t use.

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Because the news we can use is too depressing these days.

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The bad news?

Your coworkers hit a sale on cocktail sauce.

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I think the “don’t pee here!” visual for husbands is a good reason, but apparently it’s a guide for kids to make sure they clean the toilet properly.

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Just for you Mark.

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I think you know I won’t be partaking.

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Blech!

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They say it’s encroaching on people’s space, blocking views, and being noisy.

I say it’s overweight old men wearing tiny Speedos.

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I guess it stands to reason. That was a lot of barbecued Brontosaurus.

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I watched The Last of Us. Massive fungal blooms munching their way across the planet makes me shudder.

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