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Because stupid news is as good a way as any to start the week.
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No, the magic material isn’t poo, it’s volcanic ash.
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Um, I beg to differ. Any amount of heavy metal in tampons is too damn much .
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Arsenic tampons.
I’ve never been so glad to be menopausal as I am right now.
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You’ll excuse me if I don’t shed any tears for people who are suffering from that horrible affliction of too much profit.
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I know they’ve survived.
Every time my husband tells me…. you sound just like your mother.
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I like fashion as much as the next gal, but homicidal pants is a hard pass.
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Now that’s what I call a bell clanger!
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River's world..... 
We’re going to Philly in a few months (first time in Pennsylvania!) and we’ll be staying close to the Liberty Bell. I hope I don’t find a naked guy in it.
And hey, if you don’t get enough dairy, maybe you can get your calcium through your tampons!
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If you see a naked bell clanger, be sure and report back.
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Naturally. 😉
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Some of this “news” can be used— in fact I’ve blogged something similar about those “heavy metal” tampons before as well.
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Damn. My goal is totally useless.
Though technically, you personally couldn’t use it…so I’ll call it a half win.
😉
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I think a metal clapper would make more sound than Florentina’s head.
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But if you factor in his screaming…
Maybe not.
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Came in like a wrecking (uhhh) bell!
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He certainly did!
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“he”— are you sure about that?
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Yes indeed, that IS Florentina Holzinger – a lady, not a gent.
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Yikes. You’re right. Guess I need to put my glasses on before I post.
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On second glance, no.
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I’ll give you an “A” for affort. 😁
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I’m guessing an all male research team conducted the tampon analysis. Nothing to worry about.
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Exactly.
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I wish I had less of Mom’s cells. My mom’s too docile. I would like to have inherited the ability for snarky comebacks from…my brother, I guess.
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We have lived through an age with Aluminium poisoning, tungsten poisoning, polished rice, polished sugar, sodium poisoning, high-colestrol problems, low cholesterol problems…a bit of arsenic will solve all the problems, I guess.
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After all the rest, we probably won’t even notice.
😩
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I read somewhere that the mother’s genes are dominant, so if you admired your mom and knew her genes work well, you are in luck as they are dominant and often carried by the children regarding physical features and medical traits.
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My mom was walking two miles a day up until a month before she died…. at 91.
I’ll take that.
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Do you walk 2 miles a day? Wow!
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I used to, before the bad knee. Hoping to get back to it after surgery…
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Do you have a date yet for surgery?
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Not yet…
😰
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I understand!
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Anyway, I hope the same. Maybe a mile walk although with the pug, 1/4 of a mile!
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The Naked Bell Guy probably cums after every bell vibration
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Take a closer look, it’s a woman.
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ohhh so it is 😚😆
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As for the heavy metals in tampons, I think the study should have named the products. How useful is it to have 90% with chemicals and not tell women what brands are in the 10%?
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Good point.
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Naked Bell Guy needs a pair of those homicidal pants.
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Naked Bell Guy is a woman.
But don’t feel bad, I didn’t realize that at first either.
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Oh yeah…ok…those pants will still do the trick!
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That is indeed a bell ringer. Saw the piece in a current issue of the New Yorker but didn’t read it. That news about tampons is downright scary. What. The. Heck.
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Makes you wonder who put it in there in the first place… and why.
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Sure does!
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I’ve had a few homicidal bras but homicidal pants?
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It’s a bridge too far.
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Need more info about the possible Killer Pants.
As for the Tampons, Does the Calcium and Zinc make up for the poisonous stuff?
A goal to be a Bell Ringer is one thing but that way?,,Really? And what if it rains? Why Naked?
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Apparently the pants are so long and wide they keep getting stuck in escalators and elevators…
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Pants are homicidal? No wonder Florentina’s naked.
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🤣
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Brings new meaning to the term “ding dong.”
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The clanger is a woman, in case you hadn’t noticed.
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Yes, I know…I was referring more to the fact that she’s a real ding dong for being inside the bell, but I can see now that “dong” might be construed differently! 🙂
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Sorry. My mind always goes there…
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I’d be disappointed if it didn’t!
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Truly a bell-end.
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