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You can’t use it, and yet there’s so much of it.
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I have go out to dinner shoes, gardening shoes, beach shoes, snow storm shoes, long distance walking shoes and shoes I can’t wear any more due to a bunion.
What I don’t have are poop shoes.
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Clearly someone likes to say sh*t.
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A blood smoothie?
Thanks for that nightmare.
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I think I’m going to pass on this one.
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If you’ve ever watched The Last of Us? Trust me, dead fungus is the way to go.
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I had to laugh at this pic. Every time my husband and I see a duck in that position we yell butts up!
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Is the cloaca having a big year?
I’m so behind on the trends.
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My guess is they received a government grant.
Nice work if you can get it.
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River's world..... 
I’m going to stick with dead fabric. It’s good to know that with all the scientific research funding cuts, we still have people watching grass grow.
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Someone has to do it.
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I think potty squattys are only $30, knock-offs are $10, and both make more sense than fugly shoes.
I’m kinda interested in the blood suckers but just for info. If things, other than bedbugs, are munching on me while I sleep, but leaving no evidence/illness, I’m fine with it.
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I prefer not to think about what’s munching on me while I sleep.
And you’re right, there’s no excuse for ugly shoes.
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I’m not sure why you’d want to buy Sh*t Shoes (that’s how the website spells it) for $70 instead of a Squatty Potty for $25 – or a fancy Squatty Potty made of teak if you want to spend your $. I guess they do encourage you not to wear shoes in the house, since taking off one pair to don another pair is a pain. But if you have people with different size feet and more than one bathroom, do you need four or more pairs?
And if your blood is the consistency of a smoothie, you have bigger problems than a few parasites in your bed.
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