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Porch geese have been around for years and women have been dressing them in seasonal costumes equally as long. But a bar in downtown Bath has taken it to the next level.
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Cluck Norris.
Best. Porch. Goose. Name. Ever.
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I’m always saving these lists of helpful hints but rarely try them. Though chalk in the jewelry box sounds easy enough.
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Just sayin’…
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A skunk-less rainbow this time.
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Only in Maine.
Fun fact? The house where I grew up on the Island was built in 1842 and had a large two story garden shed in the back yard. At the rear of the building? A three hole outhouse.
Because togetherness is everything.
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This was yummy.
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Though I added some sun dried tomatoes and fresh basil. Next time I think I’d half the mozzarella amount or use Parmesan.
Meanwhile in the backyard…
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Someone else is looking well fed.
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The title on it’s own deserves a like! i’ve got to get myself a cluck Norris! lol
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I don’t personally want a Cluck, but this bar has fully embraced him. I suppose there are worse pub mates. At least he’s quiet…
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You got me going for a minute with the garden shed, I thought you were going to tell us about a two story outhouse, something of a popular management strategy.
I’ve been telling people Jesus was a liberal ever since I knew what a liberal was.
Then there’s your yard. Have I told you it’s big?
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Strategic placement would be crucial for a second floor outhouse. No doubt about it. Luckily ours was ground level.
And yes, we mow close to three acres.
😊
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Having lived in New England myself for 20 years, I’ve seen similar type outhouses.
Using one of those is definitely a northern experience and not one to be shared— without just cause.
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Agreed.
I’m not sharing my corn cob.
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Neither Stoney nor Cluck Norris look too pleased about their current attire…
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Into every life a little foul weather gear must fall…
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Pretty sure you meant ‘fowl’.
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VERY well-fed!
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Someone is indeed looking very well fed. Excellent point made about the lefty politics of heaven. Pointing this out should shut some people up., but I doubt it would.
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The word Christian has lost all meaning to half the self proclaimed Christians out there. The hypocrisy is stunning.
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Alas.
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Yes, well fed is an apt description for that last picture. Cluck Norris is gonna be in my head for a while. And now, I’m off to put some vanilla on a cotton ball, which I absolutely did not plan on doing today.
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Let me know if it works!
😉
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The toiletsssss!! Ach! What I want to know is, are they still usable?
Yes on Cluck Norris.
But back to the toilets, that’s a clever idea for a contest.
Awesome rainbow.
My parents have a yard groundhog or woodchuck or whatever. They named him Chumley. 🙂
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Chumley is a great name for a woodchuck.
And yes, seeing that they’re really just deep holes in the ground I’m sure the outhouse is still useable.
Desirable? Not so much.
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Ha. Wow. Hopefully that doesn’t leach into the water table.
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Beautiful rainbow!!
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Gonna try the potato thing and report back. Old wife’s tale or true?
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Please find out…. but better have the glass cleaner handy.
😉
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Sun dried tomatoes always make a recipe pop. Hopefully that three hole bathroom won’t start a design trend.
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Agreed.
I don’t need that much togetherness.
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Stoney & Cluck for prez/vp!!!!!
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Why not?
Bath already has a cat for mayor…
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And there is literally no way they could be worse than what we have!!!
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Sad, but true.
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Converting cheato’s ballroom to a giant litterbox would be fun!
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🤣
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What was the leftist Heaven in relation to ?
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Absolutely nothing.
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? Okaaay..i mean who’s saying the ideal heaven is a leftist idea ?
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Republicans, when they call Democrats tree hugging socialists.
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They can drown in a sea of piss
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Looks like you had a good crop of chucks this year 😀
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It’s the same family. Momma’s found a safe spot and keeps coming back.
I can’t blame her.
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