News you can’t use.

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Always abundant.

Always useless.

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I’ve never been so glad to be happily married and off the dating market as I am right now.

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They’re breeding?

Great…

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It’s always good to have a backup plan.

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I’m sorry, I thought they already did.

He’s in the White House.

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No portapotties on Mars.

It’s a thing.

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I’m crying uncle.

You can pumpkin spice coffee, and pumpkin spice Twinkies… I’ve even seen pumpkin spice popcorn…. but geesh.

Leave the turtles alone.

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