I admit to drinking the occasional Coca Cola.
I know it’s not healthy….
Alright, that’s disturbing.
But I probably only drink one or two a month, like dessert.
It’s sugary enough to satisfy my sweet tooth…. and hey.
If it can clean the corrosion off a car battery? It can do the same to my colon. Everybody wins.
I’m not going to get into the Coke vs Pepsi debate…
Because there’s really only one acceptable way to drink Pepsi.
And while I do find Cherry Coke acceptable now and then?
I’ve never tasted another flavor I could tolerate and have to wonder why they keep putting new ones on the market.
It has 7,000 tablespoons of sugar per ounce and two cans will put you into diabetic coma. I get it. Now leave it alone and stop trying to invent new ways for us to drink it.
(Please note this does not stop me from trying every single one. Hope springs eternal.)
The latest roll out?
I had visions of a Creamsicle Coke!
It works for martinis… why not Coke.
How bad could it be?
Very, very bad.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Pour it directly on your corroded car battery (or filthy toilet) and be done with it.
I wouldn’t have thought it possible to screw up orange vanilla anything, but they did.
Give it a wide berth on the grocery aisle. Tasting like radioactive waste might not be a coincidence…
It’s that bad.