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Because we all need a break from political news.

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And it’s a sad state of affairs when even gate lice are preferable.

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These are the kind of problems I want.

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I think the more important question is why did no one notice he was dead for four days? But it was Wells Fargo, so enough said.

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I think you just did.

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That is too disturbing to contemplate.

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Not having children, I was unaware this is a common ailment during pregnancy. Wonder if it’s accompanied by rumbles of thunder…

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Not the kind of meet cute story you want to tell your grandchildren.

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