Tag Archives: cruise

News you can’t use.

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To be honest, I’d be disappointed if you could.

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Trivial enough for you?

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I hate when that happens.

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I’m at the age when even pink walks won’t help.

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I’m sure her child will be thrilled to read that article when he/she grows up.

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I don’t care for cruises and there’s more than one reason why, but a boat full of naked passengers is at the top of the list.

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Cosmo… and not in the good ‘Please pour me another!’ way.

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This month’s gift subscription came in the mail today.

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For which I’m still questioning my girlfriend’s sanity.

At first glance I thought I might be able to skip blogging about the silly rag this time around, but that ended on page 58.

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I’ve never been on a cruise…. but if I ever decide to take one? I can guarantee you it won’t be because I want to bang strangers in front of my husband.

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I have to admit these tips were extremely disappointing. Somehow I expected more than “don’t wear underwear” and “don’t park on a hill”. Those are pretty basic.

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It amazes me that people pay money for this trash.

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