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Oh, you versatile spud.

Be warned Hallmark, your days are numbered.

And the humble potato is hammering that final nail in your coffin.

Nothing says I love you like a Happy Anniversary potato.

Please pass the butter.

Tired of giving the same old saccharine sweet and sappy Valentines Day card to your other half?

I’ve got you.

Take that Hallmark!

I live in Maine. Birthplace and home of Stephen King. It’s perfect!

I never did like that song.

If that doesn’t melt their heart, I don’t know what will.