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News you can’t use.

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This first story isn’t useful, but it definitely made me chortle.

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Yes, you read that correctly.

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I don’t know how I managed to miss Sirocco’s escapades the first time around, but rest assured I won’t allow that to happen again.

I dare you not to laugh.

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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=l5G8m1i7x9FHZBaR

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Science.

It’s a beautiful thing.

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Not soap. Not shampoo.

Not remote controls or coffee makers.

It’s towels. And apparently people are swiping them at alarming rates.

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It is a stupid song .

With stupid, annoying, nonsensical ear worm lyrics.

It’s Horse With No Name by America.

Long live the ban.

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To what…

Please don’t pee on us?

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Don’t bother, there are plenty of brainless donors in Washington DC right now.

Let the harvest begin.

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News you can’t use.

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It’s totally useless, as promised.

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Proof positive there’s a how to manual for everything.

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With the state of the world right now, this isn’t surprising.

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Oregon had to enlist a hawk.

Because no one wants to drown in crow poop.

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I wish he’d hurry up.

Washington is in desperate need.

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Look at that expression.

If it’s not on purpose… we should probably run.

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One, two, three…

Go!

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News you can’t use.

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So much news.

So little of it useful.

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There’s only one thing I have to say about this…

Are you not entertained?

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I might have opted for a cafe chat over coffee, but okay.

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Mark… please try to contain yourself.

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Japanese barbecue sauced Spam.

Please celebrate accordingly.

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If you’re familiar with Maine real estate prices you’ll realize this is the deal of the century.

Maybe we could all pitch in and have a bloggers retreat?

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Damn.

That’s got to be a hard way to go…

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News you can’t use.

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Keeping you informed, even if you don’t want to be.

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Great.

Because I need one more thing to worry about.

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White bread, cheese, lettuce and Marmite?

I had a British blog friend back in the Multiply days who used to rave about Marmite. Never having tried it, he sent me a jar with the stipulation I had to video my first bite and post my review. It’s a shame the Multiply site died… seeing me gag and spit toast back onto a plate made for riveting viewing.

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Well, if a well known YouTube channel says it… it must be true.

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Which begs the question just how desperate were human women back then? He’s not exactly a looker.

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If you’ve ever seen cedar waxwings in person, you know they’re the bad boys of the bird world.

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Makes me wonder how many of you are still clutching this mortal coil or just phoning in it from the great beyond…

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News you can’t use.

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It’s that time again…

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Or not at all glamorous.

Eeww.

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If I was a billionaire?

I would totally buy a dinosaur skeleton and have cocktails under my T Rex.

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If I know I’m dead?

I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

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Wombats poop cubes.

Enough said.

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No good can come from hackable vacuums.

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I’ve never wanted a robotic vacuum.

And now I really don’t want one.

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I feel you bird.

Human noise is stressing me as well.

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News you can’t use.

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It’s Monday.

Buckle up…

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That’s not at all terrifying.

Nope.

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Good grief.

Does everything have to be political?

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So basically it’s like every other major corporation.

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Proving even robots know when to say when.

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I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve felt embarrassed for a robot.

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So that’s where it went.

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Thank you, but I’ll think I’ll stick with the stupid version.

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News you can’t use.

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Because it’s Monday and we all feel useless.

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And as far as I’m concerned… Florida can keep them.

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Dandelion condoms?

Who looked at that pesky weed and thought, gee … that looks like great birth control.

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Proof positive rough Saturday nights have been around for a verrrrry long time.

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I’m guessing other things will be boosted. Be sure to stay upwind…

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That’s one tough bird.

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Not my idea of paradise, but to each their own.

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News you can’t use.

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All the news that’s not fit to print, right here. Just for you.

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They say it’s for safety in case of a crash, but these days I’m thinking it’s to stop them from punching annoying passengers. Lord knows I’ve wanted to a few times.

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If you’re a hermit crab it’s so other crabs don’t steal your home. If you’re human?

No comment.

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This does not bode well.

At all.

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No good can come from this.

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As in cutting a hole in the back of them and… well, yeah.

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If anyone could push quantum physics to its limit?

It’s a cat.

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I call foul.

If you’ve ever been on top of the snow covered slopes? You’re going to remember to wear pants. Trust me on this.

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Answering the age old question, what do Olympians do when not competing?

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News you can’t use.

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Useless, but rarely boring.

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Good thing no one told Prince.

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I don’t see why not.

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Chlorosis, or the “disease of virgins” (also known as “green sickness”), was a historical, primarily 16th to early 20th-century diagnosis for adolescent girls characterized by paleness, faintness, amenorrhea (suppressed menstruation), and poor appetite. Often attributed to a lack of sexual activity or “retained blood,” it was viewed as a social and medical condition that could supposedly be cured by marriage. 

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Oh, they weren’t kidding.

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I’m guessing the goat didn’t win that argument.

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And I didn’t even know prosthetic nipples were a thing.

The world is a strange place.

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For Pete’s sake, hurry up.

Our President is in dire need.

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Ah, the life of a wildlife photographer.

So glamorous.

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Clearly there weren’t enough diseases or climate change disasters to study.

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News you can’t use.

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I’m still here, and the news is still useless.

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To cat owners, this is not news.

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I can’t say I’ve ever burped my house, but I’m willing to try.

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If aliens are flying Doritos shaped ships? Surely they can’t be all bad…

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More like a nightmare I’d say.

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I would think a zombie tree would be able to resurrect itself. Geesh, what a slacker.

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People are absolute idiots.

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She’s blonde. Clearly she thought there were lamp posts in the middle of the ocean lighting the way…

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