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You can’t use it, but you can laugh along with me reading it.

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Whaaaat?

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I will never look at a penguin the same way again.

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But…

But, they always seemed so sweet.

😳

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Proof positive it’s always the last place you look.

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I figured it would be kale and was ready to rant, but oddly enough it turns out to be watercress. Does anyone even eat that anymore?

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I’ve never understood why people use online password managers … which can be hacked…to store their passwords. My password manager can’t be hacked as it’s a little black book with entries written by hand that I keep in my desk.

Heck, my husband doesn’t even know where it is.

That’s security.

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Perhaps.

But your perspective… or hers?

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At all.

Ever.

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I don’t think the low brain activity of a Kardashian even qualifies as news.

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I didn’t think that was possible.

Though I swear I’ve come close a few times myself.

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Can’t say I’d recommend that DIY.

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Say it isn’t so Teddy.

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Toys have certainly changed since I was a child.

😳

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I call foul.

The boxes and labels? Sure. But what’s inside the bottle… no.

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The thought of being “nudified” and spread across the internet?

Terrifying.

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Because there’s always room for a little more crazy.

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Well that can’t be good.

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I try not to post poo related headlines, but some of them simply can’t be ignored.

This particular bathroom hack? Blow bubbles while on the throne.

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You heard it here first.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten feels the same way.

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When AI reaches the singularity, I doubt it will care.

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Sorry Texas.

You had a good run.

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The man had a micro penis.

That explains everything.

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Let’s dive into the absurd, shall we?

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Sounds like someone needs a giant Tums.

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Sure. Let’s piss off the artificial intelligence… no harm can come from that.

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This headline is from Connecticut where the slogan is, “If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em”.

In case you’re wondering, they’re talking about green crabs.

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Thankfully I didn’t get one, because I’m pretty sure I’m still alive.

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As one does.

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That’s a mental picture I may have trouble getting rid of.

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I wouldn’t think this requires an article, but clearly I’m wrong.

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I’m confused.

Is the appropriate response to this I’m sorry… or congratulations?

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The not so newsworthy news.

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It was only a matter of time.

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I hate when that happens.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say don’t eat zucchini.

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Yes, they ate the liver. But did they serve it with fava beans and a good Chianti?

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Buy a banana?

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It’s literally impossible for me to care less what any of the Kardashians do. Or wear.

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The definition of useless – having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully.

I think that sums up my posts quite well.

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Finally, something to do with it other than sitting.

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Clearly he wasn’t butt breathing often enough.

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A Musk robot army?

WTF!

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Oh sure. Nothing to worry about there.

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I hear you Willie. If I have to eat kale and quinoa? I’d rather drop dead right now.

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Because if I have to know these things, so do you.

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If that isn’t proof positive you should never trust the internet to diagnose your malady, I don’t know what is.

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Worst. Cave. Name.

Ever.

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Crikey, what now?

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I’ve got news for you Gen Z, this is not a new phenomenon.

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Even stars get the munchies.

Good to know.

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Remember, you heard it here first.

Whether you wanted to or not.

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You can’t use it, but I blog about every Monday so technically it is useful.

At least to me.

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My husband is a Vietnam vet and said the peaches and pound cake were the only edible things in MRE’s. The food was so bad he and his men scrounged, traded and pilfered the leftover WWII C rats from supply and far preferred them even though they were over two decades years old.

Now that’s bad.

(And by rats I mean rations, not actual rats. Although with the government, you never know. )

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Proof you’re never too old to be a Swiftie.

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Bat selfies.

Who knew?

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Why doesn’t this surprise me.

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As it should.

I never wear mine without one.

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Your number one source for stupid headlines.

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Did she have to?

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Ugh.

She did.

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I didn’t think it was possible to eat that many beans, but okay.

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I wish the media would stop saying things like this. They’re not unrecognizable, they’re older. It happens to all of us who reach a certain age. Things sag, they wrinkle. Get over it.

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I’ve been married to a Marine for 41 years. I’m well versed in the meaning of Snafu.

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No one can use it, but here it is all the same.

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Can’t say I’d find that attractive, but who am I to judge?

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If you’ve watched The Last Of Us? You’ll know this does not bode well for the future of the human race.

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Being a cat lover, I literally snorted at this.

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No!

Not the cheese…

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Never was a Guinea pig so aptly named.

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That was one busy little guy.

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