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Because I prefer news that makes me laugh.

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This would be my husband’s dream come true… and might very well happen to whoever buys our house when I’m a widow.

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Is this a thing? Damn. I’ve been missing out on extra income for decades.

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This photo makes me realize my beloved Boston Red Sox are slackers who’ve just been phoning it in.

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Joseph Yoon can bite me.

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