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Because I prefer news that makes me laugh.
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This would be my husband’s dream come true… and might very well happen to whoever buys our house when I’m a widow.
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Is this a thing? Damn. I’ve been missing out on extra income for decades.
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This photo makes me realize my beloved Boston Red Sox are slackers who’ve just been phoning it in.
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Joseph Yoon can bite me.
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River's world..... 
Bananas yes! Bugs no!
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I just watched Real Sports on HBO last night, they did a story on the Bananas and I have to say…. the baseball purist in me cringed.
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I think I would consider the bananas as entertainment instead of baseball. Two totally different things in my book.
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It looked too goofy for my taste, but kids would love it.
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I can see the benches clearing out at a Bananas game. The away team comes out throwing punches, the bananas come out throwing pies. Pie is better than cake, and certainly tastier than a knuckle sandwich.
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They have a banana in your pants throwing contest…. no pies to my knowledge.
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Oh, and as soon as Joseph Yoon is done biting you, he can go ahead and bite me. Unless he’s talking about crabs and lobster. Cockroach roll? Kind of you to offer, Mr. Yoon, but I must decline.
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I ate a chocolate covered grasshopper once, but not knowingly.
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… I’ll be leaving my home to hoarders when I go to that great curmudgeons paradise in the sky, so they won’t even notice my stuff.
… I would charge my friends for dinner if they weren’t already deadbeats.
… Fun in baseball? Apostasy!!
… If Mr Yoon puts bugs in my food, I’ll break him. I will!
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That’s what I need to do, find some hoarding beneficiaries.
Baseball is fun! No bananas required.
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I’m guessing that the Bananas are like the Harlem Globetrotters, they entertain rather than play for competition. Bugs in my food? Hell no! I’m trying to purge my life of junk/crap in general so there will be the bare minimum when I kick the bucket.
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Bare minimum ate two words that will never pass my husband’s list.
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I would never ask for money to sit at my table. I can make a good meal out of inexpensive food. My White boy soul food is amazing. You may want to bring your own alcohol.
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White boy soul food is an oxymoron.
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Someday we may share a plate of my White boy soul food, at which time you will be able to fairly judge the merit of that statement. Most likely it will be forgotten, just as well. Before it is, I will say this: If you go into a lady’s kitchen with humility and the willingness to help with anything, you can learn to make White boy soul food.
Ain’t mad atcha.
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People are asking for cash wedding gifts now—why not charge for dinner?!?!? LOL
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Because then your guests won’t help with the dishes…?
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But you could pay a dishwasher to do the job with all the money you would make!!!
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The Earth Spins would like Joseph Yoon to consider incorporating reality into his thought process.
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Clearly his reality is a bit more buggy than ours….
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Ha, you made a funny!
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I tried…
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Charging guests for dinner? Our society is going to the dogs (and that’s an insult to dogs).
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What’s next? Cover charge cocktail parties…?
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I’m going to start charging friends every time I agree to meet them for coffee. Think of the time, effort, and gas it takes me to make it to outings like that!
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That seems reasonable.
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