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Because you knew it had to happen.

I was told in no uncertain terms not to string lighted garland in the man cave or bedeck it’s sacred male space with red Christmas bows… so I didn’t.

But I wasn’t told anything about wreaths.

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Or Santas and stars.

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Or pinecone reindeer with shiny ornaments hanging from their antlers.

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Or festive bar placemats.

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Or winterberry trees with bundled up birdies.

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Or glass jars of sparklies with mini glitter trees.

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And speaking of trees…

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I wasn’t prohibited from those either.

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Silly man. He really should learn to be more specific.

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I’m festive damn it!

Since 2014, I haven’t done much holiday decorating. My mother adored our house when it was decked out in red, green and gold, but the year she died my heart just wasn’t in it. The following year we started traveling for Christmas… a different destination each time… and there didn’t seem to be any reason to decorate an empty house.

It doesn’t look like we’ll be hitting the road in 2022 and after hearing how much the neighbors missed our displays, I caved and decided to put out a few things to get into the spirit. Wreaths on the windows and doors, white candles and snowflake lights, a lighted deer and tree on the front lawn.

Outdoor finished, I only planned on dressing up the tables. Dining room with Charlie Brown Christmas tree….

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And kitchen with mini tree and snowmen salt and pepper shakers.

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I thought I was done, but I bought a poinsettia.

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And then I thought why not put that garland with the pinecone lights on the kitchen shelf? And while you’re at it add a few reindeer.

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And if I dragged that garland out, I might as well decorate the mantle too.

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And if I did the mantle, I should probably do the hearth.

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So much for just a little decorating.

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A snowman Christmas card box, a few randomly scattered reindeer, tea towels in the guest bathroom, a red jingle bell heart wreath on the kitchen door and I was finished. Yes. Definitely.

Well, except for my line of rampaging, pitchfork wielding snowmen.

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But that was it, really… I was done. Until the husband walked in, looked around and said now we need a tree.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was ready.

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But once the tree was in the house … I began to worry.

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Please note the little devil is literally licking his lips. That can’t be good.

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Shiny colored balls? Please mom, hang them now!

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Alternating white, red and green lights. Alternating garlands of gold leaves and weeds. Red, green and gold ornaments, a star on the top and it was done.

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I can’t swear to it … but I think Lord Dudley was waiting for us to go to bed.

Day tree –

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Night tree-

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Decorating the tree this way takes a lot of time and effort. But I’m always pleased with the results…

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The problem is…

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So is Lord Dudley.

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And now I’m wondering if I can stay awake every night until the New Year when it’s time to take it down.

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