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Because I doubt I’ll ever run out of ridiculous headlines.

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I’ve never been so glad to not be a doctor.

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Methinks Dr. Willis enjoyed his job a little too much.

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I’m totally signing up for that bus tour!

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For me?

It’s been roughly 59 years and counting…

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Good grief Florida, what next? You and Texas are neck and neck for weird happenings this year.

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Being quarantined and sprayed with chemicals isn’t my idea of a good time, but whatever. .

And if you’re wondering how toxic that chemical is?

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If it’s illegal… why and how is the Florida government using it!

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