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Another issue of this ridiculous magazine arrived in the mail and as usual I found myself counting the days until the gift subscription runs out.

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Yes, that’s an ass shaped chair. Need I say more?

Because I value sharing quality journalism with my readers, I did the obligatory flip through. I quickly hit the half way point and was surprised I hadn’t seen anything too horrible. Just the normal hair and makeup tips, crazy fashion trends and an answer to the ‘what should I do with all those spare keys’ question.

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Ouch!

And just when I thought this month’s Cosmo wouldn’t go there, it did.

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I beg to differ, but to each their own.

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Yeah. That’s not happening at Casa River anytime soon… but if you’re interested, here are some helpful hints.

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I wish I could say this was the worst thing I saw in the April edition….

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