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Cosmo Hell

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Another issue of this ridiculous magazine arrived in the mail and as usual I found myself counting the days until the gift subscription runs out.

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Yes, that’s an ass shaped chair. Need I say more?

Because I value sharing quality journalism with my readers, I did the obligatory flip through. I quickly hit the half way point and was surprised I hadn’t seen anything too horrible. Just the normal hair and makeup tips, crazy fashion trends and an answer to the ‘what should I do with all those spare keys’ question.

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Ouch!

And just when I thought this month’s Cosmo wouldn’t go there, it did.

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I beg to differ, but to each their own.

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Yeah. That’s not happening at Casa River anytime soon… but if you’re interested, here are some helpful hints.

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I wish I could say this was the worst thing I saw in the April edition….

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Cosmopolitan Hell

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Apologies to my male readers, but it’s that time again. Time to question why anyone in their right mind reads this magazine.

This months issue of the gift that keeps on giving (whether I want it to or not) includes a discussion on bathing suit thongs.

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Please feel free to weigh in.

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Sphincter dental floss. Not likely to erase that mental image for the rest of the day are you?

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Eww. While I’m technically not against the trend…. I never thought of that!

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Less wedgie potentially? It’s specifically designed to be a wedgie. Your argument is invalid.

This next article made even me look twice.

Last chance guys…. if you don’t leave now I won’t be held responsible.

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I did warn you.

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If it’s that common, how did I not know this!

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Holy crap!

I can’t even imagine….

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