Cosmo Hell

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Another issue of this ridiculous magazine arrived in the mail and as usual I found myself counting the days until the gift subscription runs out.

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Yes, that’s an ass shaped chair. Need I say more?

Because I value sharing quality journalism with my readers, I did the obligatory flip through. I quickly hit the half way point and was surprised I hadn’t seen anything too horrible. Just the normal hair and makeup tips, crazy fashion trends and an answer to the ‘what should I do with all those spare keys’ question.

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Ouch!

And just when I thought this month’s Cosmo wouldn’t go there, it did.

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I beg to differ, but to each their own.

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Yeah. That’s not happening at Casa River anytime soon… but if you’re interested, here are some helpful hints.

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I wish I could say this was the worst thing I saw in the April edition….

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33 thoughts on “Cosmo Hell”

  1. From what I’ve been told, women hate the sight of penises. So what’s worse than seeing a penis? Seeing it here, there, and everywhere in mirrors. Or, maybe, modern girls are just more appreciative than most of the women I have known over the years…
    But having said that, who has time for looking st their partner’s eyes in a mirror, when you csn look into their eyes in reality!

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      1. If you are watching yourself having sex, how much attention are you paying to the person you are naving sex with? Sounds like something right out of the “Me” generation, not out of Millenials.

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  2. I have no idea why this stupid publication still has subscribers. The article in this magazine are so stupid it’s almost funny. I said almost…🙄. I get the same magazine and I never even subscribed to it.

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      1. LOL………..no.

        We went to a brewery there and did a tour of the area. Ring Brothers, Monroe, WI during a cheese festival. This is the motel our club coordinator booked. He thought it would be ‘nice’ for us. lol

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    1. Even remembering back to my thinnest days I doubt I would have been down with mirrored sex. Though draping your body in metal as a weight loss plan is an interesting concept. If it didn’t work? It’s still a great excuse to buy more jewelry.
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