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Another issue of this ridiculous magazine arrived in the mail and as usual I found myself counting the days until the gift subscription runs out.
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Yes, that’s an ass shaped chair. Need I say more?
Because I value sharing quality journalism with my readers, I did the obligatory flip through. I quickly hit the half way point and was surprised I hadn’t seen anything too horrible. Just the normal hair and makeup tips, crazy fashion trends and an answer to the ‘what should I do with all those spare keys’ question.
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Ouch!
And just when I thought this month’s Cosmo wouldn’t go there, it did.
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I beg to differ, but to each their own.
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Yeah. That’s not happening at Casa River anytime soon… but if you’re interested, here are some helpful hints.
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I wish I could say this was the worst thing I saw in the April edition….
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River's world..... 
From what I’ve been told, women hate the sight of penises. So what’s worse than seeing a penis? Seeing it here, there, and everywhere in mirrors. Or, maybe, modern girls are just more appreciative than most of the women I have known over the years…
But having said that, who has time for looking st their partner’s eyes in a mirror, when you csn look into their eyes in reality!
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For me it’s a cross between voyeurism and narcissism. How much do you have to love your own image to watch yourself having sex?
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If you are watching yourself having sex, how much attention are you paying to the person you are naving sex with? Sounds like something right out of the “Me” generation, not out of Millenials.
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I wonder how they come up with new fodder they think people need and buy… Ugh.
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It makes me feel old. If this is what the younger generation is reading I fear for our future.
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Cosmo: 200 pages of advertising surrounding two pages of beauty tips. Mirror sex? Is that when you get seven years of bad luck if you break him?
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I wouldn’t know.
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Now I know why we sell so many mirrors at Mecca…..
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*gulp*
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I have no idea why this stupid publication still has subscribers. The article in this magazine are so stupid it’s almost funny. I said almost…🙄. I get the same magazine and I never even subscribed to it.
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I still haven’t figured out why my girlfriend thought I would be interested in reading this.
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I got my copy Free since a prior resident subscribed. At least I get nice, unaffordable perfume samples I could never buy.
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I think this one would take at least four shots of tequila before I publicly aired my quip …
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There’s no amount of alcohol for me these days. And that’s saying something…
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“Yeah. That’s not happening at Casa River anytime soon”–just check out the man cave now and then!!!
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I can guarantee nothing mirrored is going on out there!
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Maybe next time, ask for Popular Mechanics
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I didn’t ask for this one, it was a surprise gift.
And surprising it has been.
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The Donn Q Inn by Madison WI if you want a trial run first………………….
WHAT???????????????
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I’m sure you heard about that from a friend..
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LOL………..no.
We went to a brewery there and did a tour of the area. Ring Brothers, Monroe, WI during a cheese festival. This is the motel our club coordinator booked. He thought it would be ‘nice’ for us. lol
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And was it…?
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The bathtub was AWESOME!! It took almost 2 hours to fill it!! (Old copper cheese vat)
And the rest? I plead the 5th.
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Wise choice.
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I suppose if we walked around wearing METAL we would lose weight and then, then maybe we’d like to have a mirrored ceiling.
NOPE. Still not.
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Even remembering back to my thinnest days I doubt I would have been down with mirrored sex. Though draping your body in metal as a weight loss plan is an interesting concept. If it didn’t work? It’s still a great excuse to buy more jewelry.
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Brings all new meaning to the phrase “self-reflection.”
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Mirror mirror on the wall….
There’s a ball rhyme dying to be born here.
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If that’s a challenge I’m sure I can come up with something.
Just not sure I should come up with something…
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It’s bad enough I blogged about it, I doubt we need porn poetry accompaniment.
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I just received my first issue of the AARP magazine. I wonder if there’s anything similar in there…
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I doubt it, but these days? Who knows…
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