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And even if you could, why would you want to?
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No.
It is most definitely is not.
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What the…
Nope. I refuse to explore that headline any further.
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I’ve ridden with my husband on the Jersey Turnpike. I know we can travel faster.
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To hell with O.J. … that’s a police chase worth watching.
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Yes.
That’s what it is. Not my lazy fat *ss unwilling to get up off the couch. No.
It’s my microbiome.
Yup. That’s it exactly.
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Crazy weather this winter left the wildlife a little shell shocked.
Snow, rain, ice, warm temperatures, then more snow and ice. They didn’t know what the hell was going on.
We had skunks in January and fox in February.
And deer?

Yes dear, we had deer.

Veritable herds of deer.

Who we love to watch.
I mean really….
How can you not?
Such beautiful creatures.

They almost make the slow internet speed we have to suffer in the country worthwhile.
Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.