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You knew there was more, right?

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And the best (worst?) part is it’s even more ridiculous than the ass shaped chair.

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Yes, you read that correctly. You can now own a vibrator that will sync with your iTunes playlist.

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The mind boggles.

I have no problem syncing my cell phone and the car stereo to my favorite songs, but adult toys? No. I don’t need a dildo to reverberate Florence and the Machine or Led Zeppelin. Although Stairway to Heaven might be an appropriate tune, all things considered.

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Truer words were never spoken. I most certainly did not…

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