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Or want, but I’m posting it anyway.

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And TSA is worried about my shampoo bottle? Geesh.

This next headline falls under the category ‘you know you’re a redneck when’….

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Because nothing says I’ll love you forever like a Chicken McNugget.

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Stop drooling Mark. I doubt your new neighbors would approve.

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If their pasta recipes include footwear? I’m going to pass….

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