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Or want, but I’m posting it anyway.
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And TSA is worried about my shampoo bottle? Geesh.
This next headline falls under the category ‘you know you’re a redneck when’….
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Because nothing says I’ll love you forever like a Chicken McNugget.
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Stop drooling Mark. I doubt your new neighbors would approve.
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If their pasta recipes include footwear? I’m going to pass….
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River's world..... 
The flamingo sculpture is interesting, however, shoes in pasta is the weirdest advert I’ve seen for food/cookbooks!
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I thought it was a bit off….
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Spaghetti with Manolo sauce, hmmm…
I heard that the Tampa airport just opened the Babs Johnson concourse. Absolutely filthy.
Redneck? Bubba Wallace? The NASCAR driver? OK.
Skulls…Black market Goth tchotchkes or not-very-subtle-but-still-useful advice?
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I’ve seen the flamingo artwork before. Loved it then, love it now!
The rest — same old same old….
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That flamingo sculpture is actually pretty, as for the rest? Meh it can go down the garbage disposal along with that nasty high heeled pasta.
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Read the label. I don’t think it’s about the pasta.
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If there’s a shoe anywhere near my food or any food I’m not interested.
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If I can’t wear them anymore? I’m not eating them either…
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Manolo Blahnik sneakers? Could be a thing, but don’t expect the Chuck Taylor price tag.
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I dig the flamingo sculpture which you’re “posting anyway,” which calls to mind this flamingo song which I hope you’ll dig anyway:
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You can’t go wrong with Duke.
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Reminds me of a friend who was going to medical school in Belize when a hurricane wiped out the school. The school had a couple of boxes of human parts, and when the campus was moved to Florida, she just bought an extra seat and carried the two boxes with her for the school.
That was before TSA, and I wonder what would have happened if the airlines had checked the boxes.
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Well if you have a legitimate reason to be carrying 4 human skulks, okay…
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A McDonald’s food truck at our wedding probably would have been a big hit as long as it wasn’t too far from the open bar. I like the flamingo artwork and think Mark should commission the artist to produce a second for his backyard. I’m not sure who wants a shoe in their pasta, but maybe Olive Garden is looking for something new to promote. Unlimited breadsticks and shoes.
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Unlimited shoes… not in my pasta? I’d be down with that.
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The nice thing about having almost an acre of land? The ability to fill it with almost an acre’s worth of flamingos!
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I look forward to it.
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Lawn flamingos are nice and all, but given all the work you’re doing on your new home, the addition of a giant flamingo head coming down from your living room ceiling would just be another task while the workers are in. Think of the comments people would make: Person 1: Wow, look at all the flamingos in that yard. Person 2: Oh, that’s nothing. You should see his living room.
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Absolutely. Go for it Mark!
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The Flamingo exhibit is amazing in real person! Just amazing.
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It’s hard to go wrong with a giant flamingo.
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