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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is a good cat…. for the most part. When we first adopted him he had an annoying habit of scratching the furniture but my purchase and rapid deployment of a tiny water pistol solved that problem lickety split. His highness does not like to get wet.

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Well, it wasn’t swift. But lately, I have to say…. it’s been quite thorough. Instead of scratching the furniture? He’s decided to unravel our Berber carpet one loop at a time.

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Every morning I wake up to new section of destruction….

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And I have to say, I am not pleased.

Lord Dudley?

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He denies everything and points at my husband.

We don’t have a dog… the cat has to blame someone.

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