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Come on. You know you want to…
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I am seriously and utterly screwed.
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My only weapon is the tiny water pistol I use on his Lordship when he scratches the furniture. So unless zombies melt like the Wicked Witch of the West?
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I’m screwed.
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Let’s play.
River's world..... 
I have several pieces of paper to my left and a bottle of nail polish.
How screwed am I? Of course I could get a paper cut into their lip for the win…………..
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But at least you’ll be well manicured when they turn you.
🤣
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LOL
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HA! I have a letter opener and the giant scissors….I’m moving my office around. Bring it on Zombie a-holes!
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Good to go.
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Oh dear. Darning needles and the Bible. Words fail me.
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Sharpen those needles… you might be able to hit them with the Bible.
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I have a picture of Donald Trump. That should be enough to scare anyone.
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And we know they won’t want him. No brain ….
😈
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Directly to my left I have a dog. He should be good for taking out a few zombies, but to his left there’s a telescope and that could make it easier to see zombies coming. Hey, I just might be all right.
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Nice. Sounds like you’re all set.
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I literally have nothing to my left. Back of the couch, wall, driveway.
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Then… good luck. It was nice knowing you.
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Pillows. I have pillows to the left of me. Yay…
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Yeah. Good luck with that…
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Yay! My Siamese is on my left! She won’t put up with Zombie Sh-T! With her scratching, hissing and biting, I can get away.
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Excellent! Even zombies don’t mess with a cranky Siamese.
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Why fight about those shoes anyway?
They obviously belonged to the rightful heir – the witch.
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Why fight over shoes? Clearly you’ve never been to a DSW outlet sale….
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Oh wait… the game…
I have a battle ax to my left, so I’m good.
No – – wait – – that a plastic fork.
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Go for the eyes. At least they won’t see you when you run….
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Hmm. A Half-empty beer can sitting on one of those whetstone coasters. I think I’ll use the coaster for the weapon angle, as it’s rather hefty. I’ll save the beer for when I’m done running after the coaster didn’t accomplish what I hoped, because I’m sure I’ll be thirsty…
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Thirsty… for blood. Excuse me while I cancel my surprise visit travel reservations…..
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To my left I also have a 100 pound dog. You’d think I’d be in good shape but unless zombies can be killed by being licked to death, I would be among the Walking Dead in short order.
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Well, you like to hike… so the walking dead might not be too much of a stretch.
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I’ve got a calculator. I can type in the number 14 and turn it upside down so it reads hi. Maybe the zombies will be so touched by my friendliness, they’ll shuffle on by in search of ruder prey.
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Yeah. Good luck with that…
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