I put birdseed out for the birds….

 

 

Which the deer eat.

 

 

I put apples out for the deer….

 

 

Which the woodchucks eat.

 

 

Granted, they’re cute as all get out when they do…

 

 

But do they have to eat the deer grain as well?

 

 

Sometimes they climb right in the bowl and polish it off.

Which leads the deer to eat…

 

 

It’s a vicious circle.

And proves that our backyard creatures are a little confused.

Like this Baltimore Oriole….

 

 

Who tries to drink from the hummingbird feeder.

 

 

Yes, you.

 

 

The owner of this house spends a small fortune keeping you in fresh oranges and grape jelly…. don’t get greedy.

Of course….

This guy?

 

 

Eats whatever…

 

 

And whoever he wants.