The husband had been sputtering about one for a year, so I knew ….

 

 

Naturally he had to have the biggest one they sold…

 

 

And we had to rent a damned trailer to get the silly thing home.

 

 

Sigh.

Did we need a lawn mower with a cut radius almost as wide as I am tall?

No.

 

 

But we’ve got one now.

And contrary to popular belief…. bigger is not better when trying to fit said mower in your shed.

 

 

I told him it wouldn’t fit before he bought it.

 

 

I told him it wouldn’t fit after he bought it.

 

 

You know where this is going, right?

 

 

It wouldn’t fit.

 

 

Yeah. Who saw that coming?

So now…

 

 

His precious car is going to live outside so the even more precious new toy can have half of the garage to itself.

 

 

Men and their toys.

 

 

Driving women crazy since time immemorial….