I can break anything.
Really. It’s one of my lesser known talents.
You know those cheap Corelle bowls?
The ones you can’t kill?
Well…
I didn’t even have to put it on the stovetop or broiler.
Yay me.
In other news, it snowed.
Again.
To which people in Maine replied….
A simple reminder that we’ve had enough frigid blasts of white stuff followed by 52 degree days and melting.
Of course, the melting does allow us to participate in the annual derby.
The pothole fishing derby.
Loads of fun for the entire family….
But not your car.
River's world..... 
It has not snowed once this year here in my part of Texas, so I’d take a little. Just a little, though.
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I love snow, it’s beautiful. But spring snow that immediately melts and turns to mud? Not so much..
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I also love snow; the fresh stuff, that is. The crappy stuff mixed with salt and sand, not so much.
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White and fluffy? Good.
Brown snow? Bad.
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Unless one lives in coastal Georgia as I do, then any amount of snow is bad. I still love it AND can drive in it too (I didn’t always live here).
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I haven’t gotten your posts for weeks. I don’t understand why since I am still subscribed…Crazy and weird!
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That is weird. Did I land in your spam? Unfollow me and follow again.
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I’ll try that. Good idea.
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Let me know if it works!
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Fer fun!
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“NO!” LMAO That meme made me cackle!
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I know! It’s bizarre… and I (really) hope true.
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I couldn’t help but notice the picture of the broken bowl in the Reader preview. One piece is in the shape of the moon. And the other piece is in the shape of a…… um……. er……
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Please continue… I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.
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I think it’s breast… um, best if I just say nothing.
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Understood.
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How many times did you slam that plate on the floor before it broke? Breaking household objects for blog ideas now?
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While that wouldn’t be out of the realm possibility… this was just a happy (and bloggable) accident.
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A bloggable accident are the kind we’re all after…so congratulations on being a total cluts, I suppose!
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Thank you. It’s not often I get complimented on breaking things… but nice to know it’s appreciated all the same.
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No Snow ~> Good!
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Disagree.
I lived without snow for 17 years and truly missed it!
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I have the gift too.
One online simulation I belong to sends me their upgrades first because if their is a wrong way to install it, I will find it …
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Knowing your gifts and putting them to work for you… that’s key.
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I broke a pyrex glass casserole lid once. It’s another one of those unbreakable things. Sometimes I think that manufacturers are lying to us. 🤨
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No.
That can’t be it…
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More snow huh and pothole derby’s, you guys have so many outdoor activities no wonder y’all don’t get bored. Oh and Bad Ass wine, I forgot y’all have wine, lol.
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We need wine to survive all the outdoor activities…
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Your fault! Your choice! You could always come down to Fort Lauderdale where we are having sun, mild temperatures, no snow (HURRAH!), no potholes (liar, liar, my pants are on fire) and, did I mention, no snow?
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It is my choice and I stand by it. Snow, potholes et al…
I don’t mind a Florida vacay now and then, but I could never live there. The heat would kill me!
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I am also done with the snow for the year. Congratulations on breaking the unbreakable bowl, too. To be fair to the company, it’s still not chipped. I like how part of it looks like a moon, too.
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You’re right, it’s not at all chipped. Not much use as a cereal bowl.. but still, definitely not chipped.
😌
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I am also a talented breaker.
I blame our wretched, beautiful — but wretched porcelain kitchen tile for my chipped and broken Pyrex and Fiesta tho.
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Tile floors are unforgiving creatures…
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Corelle regrets the day it met you…
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I’m sure they’re not the only ones…
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I had that Corelle stuff too. When my plate broke? SHATTERED into a thousand pieces. I picked them up one by one in my toes and heels. No matter how much you vacuum….they continue to creep out from hiding places you never knew you had.
I finally moved house.
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Moving sounds like the only reasonable thing you could have done.
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That’s what we thought! lol
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