I like:
This beer we found at a liquor store in New Hampshire.
It had a rich, dark, oaky finish….. and also made me laugh.
I like :
This meme my husband’s niece posted on FB.
It’s uncannily accurate.
My husband can spot a red tailed hawk in the top of a tree on the northbound side of the highway while flying down the southbound side at 90mph…. but can’t find his socks. Which are in his sock drawer, where they’ve been for the past 35 years.
Someone please explain that to me.
I like :
This giant pink flamingo my husband’s nephew brought out to the Island for the kids to float on.
Did I mention he’s a rough, tough lobsterman…
And it didn’t quite fit on his boat?
I like :
Reusable grocery bags.
Less plastic and less waste to clog our landfills.
Of course I’m proof positive that saying is pure crap.
I’m 55… and not a single thing about me feels new again.
River's world..... 
So, you stopped talking about goat balls already? I am very disappointed…
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Apologies. Not having any first hand ball knowledge tends to limit my frame of reference….
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Handball is just tennis for people who cannot afford a racket or net…
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Yet another ball I know nothing about….
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I, myself, was confused about nearsightedness and farsightedness. It appears that the teenagers living in my house have this same affliction. Either that or maybe they can’t see the color red. …or read. Or…
Perhaps you should put little antlers on the ketchup bottle? That may help.
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I doubt it, but it’s worth a try.
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Yes, I don’t feel that there’s a thing on me that is new again. Not sure some pieces were new to begin with. I’ve always been an old soul.
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My soul feels young enough, it’s the body that’s not keeping up.
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The reusable grocery bags would be better if they could be made out of… ***gasp*** the plastic ones.
I’m also waiting for “truely” recyclable k-cup pods.
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Keurigs are evil! All that throw away plastic. I heaved husband’s machine a few years ago…
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I remove the coffee from mine (saving it for the compost) then take and recycle the plastic pods. It’s tedious and time-consuming. There needs to be a better way.
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I tried to get my husband to do that, but it’s more work than actually brewing a pot so it didn’t fly. I don’t drink coffee so I can’t commiserate.
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Wait, I have a sock drawer?
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It’s highly likely… you may want to check.
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Snooks is always bitching about that too. But the problem is, she always KNOWS where everything is. Except who ate the last chocolate chip cookie … she never knows who did that …
Not to sure I would want to put anything in my mouth called Back Woods Bastard … I’ve known too many of them …
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*too *sigh!*
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The last cookie is a mystery the world over… don’t blame Snooks.
As for the Bastard, it tasted nothing like them.
😉
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The beer, totes cool (I could use a beer right about now, yes it is only 8:55 am but I’ve been in a training all week so sue me), but that Flamingo though, I want one, even though there is no where in El Paso I could possibly use it. I still want one, maybe just to sit in, in my back yard! I love reusable grocery bags I have so many, but somehow can’t find one when I need it.
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I think you should. A giant flamingo in the middle of your baked dry backyard. Add a margarita and you’ve got yourself a party…
😉
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Looks like that pink flamingo is getting way to familiar with that boat. 🙂
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Ack!
I never thought of it that way…. but now I can’t stop.
😳
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You can always count on my to think of it “that way.” My work here is done.
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There’s one in every crowd. It’s usually me…. but I cede the title this time.
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Giant pink flamingos. If I have nightmares tonight, I’m blaming you, River! Aacckkk!!!!
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Yes, but this one is buoyant… and rideable. That makes all the difference.
😉
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I’m not sure I would trust that bastard to make anything.
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He was shifty… but quite tasty.
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Talking about hawks–since his ‘training’ last year has hubby done anymore???
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No. At first I thought he was interested enough to move to the next level….but that involved dogs and actual hunting so he never did.
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The beer mad me laugh. I saw the first Octoberfest of the year in our local store today. Of course I bought it; it helps me pretend fall is near.
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Our weather has taken a delightfully cool dry turn this week… no pretending necessary.
😊
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