I never know what I’ll find in my husband’s barn.
The other day? I found this hanging on the wall….

After I was through shuddering, I named it Creepy Baby.
Because, it’s a baby. And it’s creepy. I swear it’s eyes follow me around the room, and you know that never ends well.
I also saw this perched on the window sill.

Yes….

It is what you think it is.

The question is….

As a decorative item, it leaves a lot to be desired.

And I can only hope the mechanism used to make it go boom isn’t in there as well.
But with my husband?
You never know.

My father was a Vietnam veteran. One day, my brother and I were climbing the mountains near El Paso. It was also a military proving ground and we probably weren’t really allowed there. Well, in addition to some swell rocks we found, we also brought home a couple of mortar shells, unexploded. My father’s reaction was priceless if “priceless” means “he freaked out and told us to get that sh-t out of there”…
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My husband is a Vietnam veteran as well. Maybe he meant to bring one home then… but couldn’t, and is making up for lost opportunities?
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That creepy baby is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
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It will…
I’m tempted to burn it, but am afraid that will release it’s rightfully cursed trapped soul.
😱
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Just do what I do with unwanted things… regift.
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Holy hell…. can you imagine unwrapping that horror at your birthday party? Ack!
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Yeah true, stuff of horrors should be tucked away in attics or basements.
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Buried. They should be buried deep…
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Can we send the creepy cursed baby to my sister in law? Please?
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I don’t see why not….
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Have you considered calling an exorcist? Surely they can send demon baby back to hell…
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I may have to. Can you recommend anyone?
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And people think I’M weird…………….
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How in the hell did your hubs get a hold of an artillery shell? You know what, don’t need to know, lol. But Creepy baby, I mean is it a pic of someone in your hubby’s family? If not, why, why, why would he keep it? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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I have no idea how or where he got it. Sometimes it’s best not to know.
As for creepy….no, it’s not a relative. Which makes it even worse. I don’t know where he got that either, but it needs to go back!
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Creepy baby would be great for a Halloween set up. The shell, surly he wouldn’t bring a live one home…would he? If so , make sure you take a video when the bomb squad comes out to explode it. I’d stay away from wherever he keeps it, JS
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The bomb squad arrival will make wonderful blog fodder…. yes. I shall be sure to document it.
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Some women just don’t appreciate what they have!!! Here, after many, many, many MANY years of marriage your husband goes out of his way to always surprise you plus gives you millions of ideas for posts and you complain about his ‘collection’!!!
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He is an endless source of material… I’ll give him that.
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*shudder!*
Sure hope that is deMiled …
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I’m not getting close enough to find out…
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Creepy baby is not amused.
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It’s probably hungry and needs to feed on a few hapless souls….
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That baby pictures frightens me to the depths of my soul. The only way to get rid of it is to have a seance during a full moon as you put it through a paper shredder.
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That would require getting close and touching it.
Not happening…
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You should sell tickets to your barn. I’d buy one.
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The more important question is…. would you buy any of the crap stored in there?
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Not sure I should answer that question.
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Which is answer enough….
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That baby is creepy af.
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I know!!!
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‘Creepy Baby’ because it’s a creepy baby…I see what you did….very imaginative………..
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I call ‘em like I see ‘em.
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